Category: Food Fight
Chrissy Teigen Returned To Twitter After Accepting Alison Roman’s Apology
After a hiatus that was practically shorter than the time it takes to fix up a Dump and Done Salad, Chrissy Teigen is back on Twitter. And her first order of business was to officially call a truce in the Lady Cookbook Authors War of 2020 with her 48-hour Twitter enemy Alison Roman. Lay down your sharpened spatulas, pre-heated cast iron dutch ovens, and scalding-hot handfuls of pappardelle – for the battle is over!
Chrissy Teigen Is Taking A Break From Social Media After That Drama With Cookbook Author Alison Roman
Over the weekend, foodie Twitter was shaken to its core when New York Times best-selling cookbook author Alison Roman came after Chrissy Teigen and Marie Kondo, knives drawn, and accused them of being sell-outs for having cookware lines. Alison said “damn, bitch, you fucking sold out immediately” when referring to Marie’s online store and appeared to mock her accent saying “please to buy my cutting board.” Of Chrissy, Alison said she was “horrified” by her business model which includes a line of cookware at Target. And Alison said that Chrissy’s Cravings Instagram page is “just, like, people running a content farm for her.” No surprise, Chrissy took issue and #tooktotwitter to defend herself. Eventually, The Roman Army managed to do what not even the President Of The United States could manage. It drove Chrissy to set her Twitter account to private.
Open Post: Hosted By The Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Ice Cream Sandwich
The American ice cream industry is having a gross-off and we are all losing. Yesterday I wrote about French’s having a moment of ice cream WTFness by inventing a mustard flavored ice cream. Not to be outdone, Oscar Mayer is debuting a hot dog flavored ice cream with actual candied hot dog pieces in them. Candied. Hot dog. Chunks. In. Ice cream. Whatever the executives at Oscar Mayer are smoking, they need to hand over the pipe and stop ruining two beautiful American food staples: ice cream sandwiches and hot dogs. Just let these foods live their separate food lives!
A Man Pulled A Gun On His Roommates After They Ate His Food
A Los Angeles man was arrested for pulling a gun on his roommates after they ate his food. And look, I have some sympathy for the guy as there is nothing more disappointing than thinking your favorite Hot Pocket is safely waiting for you in your freezer only to find out some greedy bitch has taken it without asking. That said, pulling out a loaded shot gun feels a teeny tiny overreaction. But this is AMERICA.
A Woman Called 911 After Taco Bell Ran Out Of Taco Shells
Sometimes it’s hard to tell what a true emergency is and sometimes it’s dead obvious. Like when a Louisiana resident found out that Taco Bell was out of both hard AND soft shells for their tacos and called 911 to report the crime of no taco shells in her belly. I know what you’re thinking, maybe call the non-emergency line instead of 911? Or just write a strongly worded Yelp review. But we don’t know her truth! Maybe she was really hungry and tacos are her favorite and now she’s just suppose to eat cinnamon twists and a taco salad?! This is America. We eat our Taco Bell tacos in shells, not in salad form like the French!
Some Conservatives Got Pissed About Chips Ahoy!’s Mother’s Day Ad Starring Miss Vanjie
In news that shouldn’t be news, Chips Ahoy! used Vanessa Vanjie Mateo in a Mother’s Day message/ad, which makes sense since “cookies” are her thing, but it’s made some conservatives very triggered. Twitter is now filled with people who are getting upset about cookies and drag queens. You know, because getting upset about cookies and drag queens seems like a solid use of one’s time. Let’s take two super fun things and ruin them! I bet these people are fun at parties!