Category: Gold Diggers Hall Of Fame
92-Year-Old Rupert Murdoch Is Engaged Again Less Than A Year After His Divorce From Jerry Hall
Less than a year after his divorce from Jerry Hall was finalized, Rupert Murdoch is taking another chance on love. Rupert’s own New York Post reports that although the 92-year-old, understandably, “dreaded falling,” he apparently stumbled in the right direction and fell “in love” with Ann Lesley Smith, the 66-year-old widow of “country singer, radio and TV exec” Chester Smith. Rupert is worth an estimated $17 billion and according to Forbes, has a philanthropy score of 1 out of a possible 5. Which means he’s probably a shitty tipper. So marrying him is really Anne’s only option.
There’s A Rumor That 80-Year-Old Billionaire David Geffen Married A 30-Year-Old Model Over The Weekend
David Geffen is very rich, bitch. Forbes says the media mogul, who founded three major record labels and the film studio Dreamworks, is worth around $7.7 billion, making him one of the wealthiest people in entertainment. And now, after 80 years as an unmarried man, the blog Showbiz44 says there’s a rumor that David finally got hitched. His maybe-groom is 30-year-old model Donovan Michaels. A hunky young boy-toy and a billionaire in his twilight years? Sounds like a perfect match to me…
Ashley Darby From “Real Housewives Of Potomac” Filed To Separate From Husband Michael Darby
Hallelujah! Real Housewives of Potomac star Ashley Darby has filed to separate from her husband of eight years, Aussie millionaire pervert Michael Darby. 62-year-old Michael is one of the most hated husbands in Housewives history. And 33-year-old Ashley announced their separation in the middle of filming the show’s seventh season, which means that fans get to see the split played out on our TV screens. Thank you, Ashley, for your continued commitment to drama and messiness. Continue reading
Phil Collin’s Ex-Wife Orianne Cevey Is Getting A Divorce From Her New Husband Who Was An Escort
If you should see Andy Cohen today, please give him his space. He is surely in deep mourning after learning that Phil Collins’ ex-wife Orianne Cevey is getting a divorce from her husband of just over a year, Thomas Bates, who she secretly married in Las Vegas while she and Phil were still together. Yet Andy missed his opportunity to cast Orianne in the reboot of Real Housewives of Miami last year. According to Page Six, Orianne and Tom’s love “turned sour” after Phil successfully had them removed from his mansion, where they had been squatting ever since Orianne moved him in, following their wedding while Phil was away on tour. So to learn today from court papers pertaining to her divorce, that Orianne ordered Tom through an escort service and he’s now accusing her of threatening to chop his dick off, must be devastating for Andy. You can’t script that kind of drama! It has to fall from the sky like manna from heaven, and Andy’s over here sitting high and dry. Oh well, you snooze, you lose! And nobody snoozes on Orianne unless they want to see their dick in a jar being auctioned off to the highest bidder!
89-Year-Old Billionaire Bernie Ecclestone Is Expecting A Child With His 44-Year-Old Wife
When this dude says, “Feel the Bern!”, it means something completely different, eh?
89-year-old British billionaire Bernie Ecclestone, who is the former head of Formula One Group, has shown everyone that he doesn’t bust dusty nuts and his jizz has still got it. His 44-year-old third wife, Fabiana Flosi, is pregnant with his fourth child. And his first born is old enough to be his future fourth born’s grandmother. As you let that sink in, Mick Jagger is looking at Bernie like, “Pfft, amateur,” since Mick’s got a child who is younger than his great-grandchild.
Jon Peters Claims He Paid Off Almost $200,000 Of Pamela Anderson’s Debts Before They Went Kaput
The messy aftermath of Pamela Anderson‘s marriage to 74-year-old movie producer Jon Peters has lasted longer than the damn marriage itself. 52-year-old Pamela married her old boyfriend from the 1980s in a spur of the moment decision after spending three days with him. They lasted 11 days and now they’re over, but luckily for them, they never filed the marriage certificate. Last we heard, Jon dumped Pamela in a text message. But he’s talked to Page Six since then and tells them that yes, a few text messages were involved. But he’s also claiming he paid off Pamela’s debts and that her sexy work life is what turned him off to being married to her. Which is like… does he know who she is?