Category: Elizabeth Holmes
Here’s The Trailer For Hulu’s “The Dropout” Starring Amanda Seyfried As Elizabeth Holmes
Elizabeth Holmes is the Silicon Valley fraudster who was found guilty on four charges including wire fraud and related crimes after she and her former business partner, Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani, hyped up a medical product they claimed could test for all sorts of diseases and conditions with just a drop of blood. But the gag was, the machine didn’t work. Elizabeth was found out and her plan unraveled very publicly after she was making headlines as a revolutionary new part of the medical community. Now she’s awaiting sentencing and faces 20 years in prison. But before she possibly goes to prison, she’ll be able to see Amanda Seyfried pretend to be her in Hulu’s The Dropout miniseries coming out on March 3.
Elizabeth Holmes Has Been Found Guilty On Four Out Of Eleven Charges Of Fraud
If you felt the Earth rumble in a low vibration yesterday, don’t worry – it was likely just Elizabeth Holmes reacting to her guilty verdict with an unbelievably deep guttural “Nooooooooooo.” Because Elizabeth Holmes, the Silicon Valley blood-testing scammer with eyes that look like they were manufactured in a T-1000 factory, has been found guilty on four of the eleven things she was being charged with. And with that, all those Elizabeth Holmes biopics and limited series that are currently filming probably just scrapped their final scenes, and began rushing to write a script treatment for a jury deliberation.
Elizabeth Holmes’ Family Wants You To Know That Her Deep Voice Is Real
If you just bought a wig made out of splintered straw, a thick black runny marker for your eyes, toothpicks to keep your eyelids open, and a black turtleneck, then I’m going to assume two things. 1. You watched HBO’s The Inventor. And 2. You’re getting a really early jumpstart on Halloween by putting your Elizabeth Holmes costume together.
Elizabeth Holmes is that fallen fauxllionaire who scammed people into thinking she invented Post-Its. Oh wait, no, that’s another deep-voiced lying business woman (no offense to Romy White). Elizabeth Holmes is the Stanford dropout who got some of the country’s richest and most powerful pepaws to invest millions into some $35-printer-from-Staples looking ass machine that was supposed to run up to 200 tests with just one drop of blood. I bet if you put a drop of Elizabeth’s blood in there, it’ll tell you that it’s 100% snake oil. Actually, no it wouldn’t, because that would mean the machine worked, and we all know it didn’t.
STAINS’ shifty human cousin and her company, Theranos, lied about a lot of shit like being able to run 200 tests from one drop of blood, her Husky being a wolf, and some say she faked her Romy voice too. But Elizabeth’s family has used TMZ to defend her against the fake voice truthers, because the sound of her voice is what really matters here. And oh yes, they also defend her against the whole “defrauding investors and putting people’s health at risk” thing.