Category: A Dog’s Purpose
Ana de Armas Got A New Dog Named Salsa
The Saviors of Summer, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, haven’t been papped together in what seems like months but has actually only been a couple of weeks. However, that means it’s been roughly seven BenAna years. As we know, a lot can happen in a single BenAna. Children are met and paraded, houses are toured and rejected, stunts are stunted, masks are lost and found and gallons of Dunkin’s are drunkin’. And so, in the span of seven BenAnas, the unthinkable happened—Ana went and found herself a new bitch. Over the weekend Ana posted a picture of her newest family member on Instagram, a little dog named Salsa.
Bill O’Reilly Blasphemes His Own Dog In The Name Of Politics
OG disgraced sexual harasser Bill O’Reilly doesn’t know the first thing about dog anatomy or ongoing systemic racial oppression but still found the time to discuss both issues on Twitter, dragging his innocent Corgi Holly into the fray with him. Bill deigned to speak for his long suffering, forced companion Holly by posting a picture of her to Twitter and talking shit about her little body.
The American Humane Association Has Absolved “A Dog’s Purpose” Of Animal Cruelty
Like many of you, I too watched that footage from the set of A Dog’s Purpose and thought, “the Trump administration is making movies now?”
The film was poorly reviewed, and Dennis Quaid briefly considered returning to the arms of Meg Ryan for solace (I’m not sure he could recognize her to find her), and everybody wants to use robot dogs on film sets from now on. Or cats (I kid!). It turns out that what we were all watching wasn’t what we thought it was.
At least the American Humane Association thinks so.