Tyra Banks Is Entering Into The Competitive Ice Market With “Smize Cream”

June 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Tyra Banks is truly a woman of many talents. She’s a bikini model, a mega-producer of everything you can think of,  and she tried to resuscitate Lindsay Lohan‘s dead career. She’s doing it all. And next on her list of things to accomplish is an ice cream brand called Smize Cream.

TMZ says that the 45-year-old model/mogul/ice-creamer has filed some legal documents in order to make Smize Cream a reality. Tyra Banks is like Rihanna; how she was wearing Fenty all up and down the road before announcing it officially? Well, Tyra Inception-ed this ice cream into our consciousness back in May with the Sports Illustrated cover. She mentioned how much she loved ice cream and now here we are.

TMZ saw the legal documents which trademark “Smize Cream”, but they don’t say much more than that. I can guarantee that it will be sold in abundance at her planned Modelland theme park. Oh did you forget Tyra’s opening a theme park? I haven’t. I dream about going. I’m going to smize my fuckin’ eyes out while chowing down on Smize Cream made into a Banksnanas-split, which is made with Tyra Banks-brand bananas grown in her own backyard. It will be the perfect dessert after the Pose-za I ate which I paid for by beating the person next to me in line in a pose-off competition by Vogue-ing in front of the cashier to Be A Star 2″.

But Smize Cream makes me wonder if it will be treating under-eye bags or conflicting with lactose-intolerances. Maybe both! Dab some Smize Cream on those puffy circles, lets see what happens! Tyra Banks selling us a moisturizer you can eat? Believable.

Pic: Wenn.com

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