Night Crumbs
It’s now going to cost you at least $7.99 a month to watch Dancing with the Stars and catch the massive amounts of foolery that host Tyra Banks slathers herself in every week (see above: TyTy Baby looking like a Dilophosaurus getting last place in a Dynasty-themed costume contest). Because after 30 seasons and 16 years on ABC, DWTS is doing the kiss of death samba over to Disney+. Starting with its 31st season, it will only show on Disney’s streaming service. Why do I have a feeling that this news is making former host Tom Bergeron do the HA HA shuffle to the sound of his own cackling? – TVLine
If you watched The Dropout (that Hulu show about Elizabeth Holmes where Naveen Andrews tries to fight the hot but is still hot) and have been wondering what the whistleblowers and others involved in the fall of Theranos have been up to, this post is for you – Pajiba
There’s a poor 3-month-old baby in the world who not only has to go through life with the name Lovely Symphani, but also has to go through life with Chris Brown as her father – People
Hoyeon Jung (Squid Game), Renate Reinsve (The Worst Person In The World), and Lily-Rose Depp (nepotism) will star in A24’s The Governesses – Lainey Gossip
Tori Spelling has landed a lifestyle show on something called WatchFree+. Err, even if Tori had a lifestyle show on WePayYouToWatch+, I’m still not sure if anyone would watch – OMG Blog
The Real is real done after 8 seasons and co-host Loni Love is blaming its cancelation on COVID – SOW
Queen of the Universe Dolly Parton commands everyone to be nice to Mother Nature – Celebitchy
Hailey Bieber decided to take a selfie right after the 90s barfed all over her – Popoholic
Pic: ABC