Category: Covid-19
After Contracting COVID-19, Sarah Palin Warns Against The Dangers Of Not Wearing A Mask
Well, this is a PLOT TWIST. Former reality star Sarah Palin (remember her?) has come out as pro-mask and pro-vaccine. And while Sarah Palin hasn’t exactly been caught throwing down at a Walmart after she was told to wear a mask, she did support a Dallas salon owner who refused to close during stay-at-home orders last May. But now Sarah is all about masks and the vaccine and the reason is that coronavirus caught a case of Sarah Palin and it fucked with her health.
Open Post: Hosted By Howie Mandel Wearing An Astronaut Helmet To Protect Himself From COVID-19
If you were in LA yesterday and spotted an astronaut prancing around a parking lot and giving double thumbs up to the paps, it wasn’t Buzz Aldrin on a bender. It was Howie Mandel on his way to a taping of America’s Got Talent. Howie has OCD and has been open about his fear of germs. It’s why he opted for fist bumps instead of handshakes on Deal or No Deal. Ahead of his time, that one. So now that Howie’s forced to go back to his job as host of a talent competition, he’s taking some over-the-top precautions to stay COVID-free. Or it’s a joke. I dunno. Either way, it’s extra straight man theatrics. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Krispy Kreme’s Free Daily Donuts For Anyone Who’s Gotten The COVID-19 Vaccine
Krispy Kreme decided to give a sugar-drenched reward to anyone in the U.S. who has filled themselves up with the coronavirus vaccine in the U.S.. So, goodbye, coronavirus, hello, diabetes! Krispy Kreme has launched a promotion to give thanks to those who have been vaccinated against coronavirus and have helped close a vector of disease in a pandemic. Tt’s time to get a free donut every day for a year! So you’ll be mostly safe from COVID-19 but your nerves won’t be safe from waiting in a long ass line to get that free donut.
Susan Sarandon Just Wants To Date Someone Who Has Been Vaccinated For COVID-19 And Doesn’t Care If They’re A Man Or Woman
Ah, the pandemic. Not exactly the easiest time to date. Well, not unless you’re a big fan of drinking in your underwear on the couch while donating half of your attention to a Zoom date that might end in an empty promise for a socially distanced date in a parking lot. Susan Sarandon is currently single and looking to mingle, but we all know mingling with an endless Tinder stream of untraceable strangers has been a bit of a social no-no since last March. At this point, Susan will happily date anyone, so long as they’re adventurous, and that they’ve recently been vaccinated.
California Theme Parks, Including Disneyland, Are Allowed To Reopen On April Fools’ Day (But With Restrictions)
As Coronavirus puts on its cowboy hat and chaps and gets ready to do the two-step up into mouth and nose holes (to the tune of Achy Breaky Lungs) when Texas completely reopens on March 10, California has announced that its easing up on its COVID-19 restrictions. The Los Angeles Times says that thanks to CA Governor Gavin Newsom’s newly updated four-tier “Blueprint For A Safter Economy” safety plan, stadiums, outdoor ball-playing places, and theme parks can reopen on April 1 as long as the county they’re in is in the red tier for coronavirus cases. But they’ll only be able to operate at a limited capacity and everyone has to wear a mask. You still won’t see me at Disneyland anytime soon, but with that being said, I can’t wait to see the cell phone videos of Goofy and Daisy Duck holding back Donald Duck as he tries to fight a stupid trick who refuses to wear a mask.
Dolly Parton Got The Moderna Vaccine That She Helped Fund
Last year, it was further proven that Dolly Parton is a saint on earth when it was reported that she donated $1 million toward finding a coronavirus vaccine. Even though she helped make the vaccine happen, that doesn’t mean she was going to jump the line and get vaccinated. She’s turned down the Presidential Medal of Freedom (twice!) and a statue in her honor at the Tennessee Capitol, so we know that Dolly is a modest angel. Well, NBC News says that the time has finally come for Dolly Parton to get vaccinated with the Dolly Parton vaccine and she continued to give us gifts by serenading us with the vaccine remix of Jolene.