Category: Covid-19
Open Post: Hosted By The Wax Figure Seat Fillers At Peter Luger Steak House
As restaurants in New York are gradually permitted to open up reduced-capacity indoor dining while still respecting COVID-19 social-distancing protocols, creative solutions are bubbling up in order to make the dining rooms feel more inviting for the customers desperate to escape their 340th straight night of microwave burritos and leftover Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. During the past few months, we’ve learned that restaurants have used stuffed pandas, mannequins, and blow-up dolls to fill seats for the benefit of passersby and diners who longed for a sense of a vibrant social scene once again.
Some seat fillers are especially lifelike (yesterday’s carpool dummy) and some are beloved but not quite as realistic as our passenger-seat friend. Peter Luger Steak House in Brooklyn, NY, rose to the occasion of 35%-capacity indoor dining by teaming up with Madame Tussauds to temporarily fill the open tables with glamorous Hollywood wax figures.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Coronavirus Remedies Have Been Shot Down By The Medical Director Of The NHS
If you enjoyed “Gynecologist Begs You To Not Listen To Gwyneth Paltrow’s About Putting Jade Eggs In Your Vagina” then you’ll absolutely adore “NHS Tells You To Not Listen To Gwyneth Paltrow About Coronavirus Remedies.” Once again Gwyneth Paltrow has been called out by actual medical professionals for pushing ridiculous shit in the name of wellness.
Open Post: Hosted By This Embarrassing Pre-Pandemic Tattoo
Listen, I’ve seen some dumb tattoos in my time. One of my friends has an ankle tat with the word “improv” written into an infinity sign that is also somehow an anchor. Because… improv comedy anchors him? Forever? I dunno. Back in high school I seriously considered getting a giant Buffy ‘B’ (thrilled to say I chickened out). But neither of those are as bad as what Kentucky resident Leah Holland got permanently inked on her arm. In response to a viral TikTok video asking, “What is the dumbest tattoo that you’ve ever gotten?”, Leah revealed the unfortunate tattoo she received on March 4, 2020. It reads: courageously & radically refuse to wear a mask. Oh nooo, Leeeaah!
Gwyneth Paltrow Would Like You To Know That She Was Wearing Face Masks Before Everyone Was Wearing Face Masks
Gwyneth Paltrow spoke to The New York Times to promote Goop’s new vibrator, and since she was talking about something you stick up yourself, she decided to once again prove to us that her head is permanently stuck up her ass by claiming she’s some sort of mask-wearing pioneer! Yes, Gwyneth, who invented yoga, vaginal health, and breaking up with a spouse, is here to tell you she also invented mask-wearing. You see, Gwyneth was one of the first people to wear a mask before it was mandatory to survive popular. And not only that–remember she had coronavirus? Baby, call her “Patient Zero” because she was one of THEE first ones. Gwyneth is now Queen of COVID-19! Move over, Dr. Anthony Fauci–Gwyneth is chief medical advisor of the US now!
Coronavirus Contributed To Cloris Leachman’s Death
Today in “fuck coronavirus” news, Cloris Leachman’s death certificate was released, and it’s been revealed that COVID-19 played a factor in her death. Cloris passed away over three weeks ago at age 94, and while her official cause of death is listed as cerebrovascular accident (a stroke), coronavirus was a significant condition that contributed to her passing. However, a spokesperson for the San Diego County’s Medical Examiner’s Office tells Entertainment Tonight that the infection wasn’t the underlying cause.
Gwyneth Paltrow Had COVID-19 Early On And Has Some Very Goopy Solutions To Her Long-Lasting Symptoms
People says that Gwyneth Paltrow revealed she had COVID-19 early on in the pandemic. Like some, Gwyneth has had long-lasting effects like “long-tail fatigue and brain fog.” But luckily she’s a multi-millionaire wellness mogul and found the perfect ways to deal with her health issues. And as I’m sure you can guess, it’s very expensive very affordable.