Category: Old Drunks

Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart Drinking A Margarita Out Of A Measuring Cup During A Q&A Panel

April 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Martha Stewart recently vowed to give us more of her often-imitated, never duplicated thirst traps, and Martha Stewart must have also promised Martha Stewart that when thirst calls, she’s going to answer–with a margarita! The fact that she was right in the middle of participating in a filmed public Q&A panel wasn’t going to stop her from enjoying a margarita right then and there, and perplexingly, straight from a glass measuring cup. The TikTok of her partaking in this pomegranate “Martha-rita” has racked up over 2.4 million views.

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Dorinda Medley Of “Real Housewives Of New York City” Denies Getting Kicked Out Of Luann de Lesseps’ Cabaret Show For Being A Drunken Mess

February 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Even though being a mean drunk (and believing her late husband visits her as balloons) is pretty much her entire persona, Dorinda Medley was “put on pause” from The Real Housewives of New York City back in 2020 amid rumors that the cast and crew were tired of her drunken antics. And it seems like she might not have grown much in that area, because Page Six reported that over the weekend, Dorinda was kicked out of her RHONY castmate Luann de Lessups’ weirdly unironically successful cabaret show, Countess and Friends. Dorinda then took to Instagram Live to give a pretty unconvincing denial of getting the boot.  

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Keith Richards Has Practically Given Up Drinking

December 14, 2018 / Posted by:

You’d think that when you’ve been pickled for as long as Keith Richards has, you’d want to be careful about making any changes to your routine. There’s a delicate ecosystem at work there, any alteration might cause a cataclysmic break down causing Keith’s cells causing them to spontaneously liquefy. But according to Rolling Stone, he’s very recently given up drinking. Well, almost.

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