Carole Radziwill, formerly of Real Housewives of New York, was once really hard up for Liam Neeson. I mean, we all know (NSFW warning: huge, swinging, Liam sausage at the link) why. But she met Liam at a party and was so enamored with his
huge dick and ability to single-handedly kill an entire crew of sex traffickers charm that she made it a mission to date him. She failed, though so…
Andy Cohen is letting his coven of Real Housewives know that he doesn’t play around when it comes to biting the hand that feeds you, and former Housewife Carole Radziwill is bearing the brunt of it.
People is reporting that things are amping up in the drama department after Carole said that Andy was “full of shit” on the reunion episode of Real Housewives Of New York City. No one calls Andy Cohen full of shit. This is as shocking as that time Anderson Cooper called Andy Cohen a Top. Andy didn’t really react on the reunion, and filed the memory away and labeled it: “Bring this up later for maximum attention.” Well, bitch: it’s later.
As those of you who cared enough to read this about last week know, Luann de Lesseps will serve absolutely no jail time for her messy arrest back in January. Because she is high-class royalty with connections in every industry in the world (AKA: a mildly well-known celebrity-type from Bravo), she was only sentenced to probation, rehab and a few measly community service hours.
Well now PageSix is telling us that Luann will be free to leave rehab and get back to the stage. After only three weeks, Luann is getting out. Andy Cohen is going to have to cancel that order of ‘Free Luann’ t-shirts. The Real Housewife took to Instagram to let all of her peasant followers know that New York’s minstrel of class and abundance would be once again taking the stage in her #CountessAndFriends cabaret show.