Category: Channing Tatum
A “Magic Mike” Reality Competition Show Is In The Works
Good news for people who get horned up watching ripped dudes tear of their clothes and hump the air: HBO Max has ordered The Real Magic Mike, a reality competition from the producers of the Magic Mike movies, including Channing Tatum and Steven Soderbergh. Ten contestants will fight to win a spot in the Magic Mike Live show in Las Vegas. Magic Mike Live is a strip revue, a la Chippendales. Don’t get it confused with the Magic Mike Broadway musical that imploded back in 2019. Magic Mike, Magic Mike, Magic Mike! Continue reading
There’s A Rumor That “The Bodyguard” Remake Will Star Cardi B And Channing Tatum
A remake of the 1992 cinema classic, The Bodyguard, originally starring Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner has been talked about for like ten years. It has never materialized (thank god) and it’s been so long since people have been talking about remaking it, that Whitney Houston had time to rise from the dead. It may be time for the remake to rise as well, as the Instagram gossip account, DeuxMoi has heard from several tipsters who claim that it’s moving forward with Cardi B and Channing Tatum. That sound you hear is Whitney Houston screaming “HELL TO THE NOOO” at the top of her lungs from heaven over this rumor.
Zoë Kravitz Is Not Rebounding With Channing Tatum
It was just a few days ago when we all learned that Zoë Kravitz and her husband of 18 months, Karl Glusman, had called it quits and that she had filed for divorce on December 23rd. Anyone who was hoping for some drama in this divorce got it a moment later, when Zoë posted a meme to her Instagram Stories which heavily implied the metaphorical trash was being taken out of her life. And Instagram gossip account DeuxMoi published an allegation that Zoë had already moved on to an “A-list movie actor.” The internet started guessing who Zoë might be post-divorce announcement rebounding with, and Channing Tatum’s name came up. But E! News is saying we can all stop picturing Zoë – ahem – riding Channing’s pony because it’s not happening.
Channing Tatum And Jessie J Might Be Back Together Again
At the start of April, we reported on the devastating news that Channing Tatum was no longer executing sexual stomach rolls in low-slung grey sweatpants for Jessie J. This was the second time they had broken up since getting together about a year and a half ago. But Jessie and Channing have recently be dropping hints that they might not be as broken up as was reported a few weeks ago. It also means that if we had to speculate on the status of their relationship using Jessie J song titles, then I guess you could say the most appropriate choices would be “Not My Ex,” or at the very least “Bang Bang.”
Channing Tatum And Jessie J Are Over, Again
While the rest of us are practicing social distancing, there’s Channing Tatum and Jessie J, who have apparently decided to distance themselves socially, emotionally, and physically from each other. After reuniting back in January following a month-long breakup, Channing and Jessie have decided to split up again. Out of the way, Conscious Uncoupling – it’s Permanent Distancing’s time to shine.
Channing Tatum Angrily Defended Girlfriend Jessie J And Her “Infinite And Untouchable Beauty”
Back-togethers Channing Tatum, 39, and Jessie J, 31, are deep in their re-kindled love for each other. We know this because Channing is making sweet, sweet love to Jessie on social media – most recently in an Instagram post referring to her as a “unicorn.” A unicorn is supposed to be a rare, singular, mythological creature. One commentator felt that Jessie’s the farthest thing from a unicorn by commenting that Channing was better off with Jessie’s supposed lookalike, his ex-wife Jenna Dewan. Consider Channing’s muscular titties uncalmed.