Pull Out Those Sticky Dollar Bills, Magic Mike Live Is Coming To Vegas!

May 5, 2016 / Posted by:

The first Magic Mike made over $113 million in the US, and even though the second one made just over $66 million, it still turned a profit. Channing Tatum is continuing to milk Magic Mike for money, and announced yesterday that a peen-flapping, crotch-thrusting, nipple-flashing Magic Mike Live show is hitting the Hard Rock (I see what they did there) in Las Vegas next March. If your genitals howl like a cartoon wolf in a tux over Channing Tatum, tell it to calm down, because he’s not going to be a regular in the show.

Carol O’Neal teamed up with Cosmopolitan to announce that he will direct the show, and if his body is man-stripper-ready, he may bust out some sweet moves in a show or two. Channing didn’t say if any of the other Magic Mike hot pieces (like Kevin Nash who is summoning a thousand coochie geysers in that pic) will be involved. Channing added that they want to create a place for the ladies that will be both assy and classy. According to Channing, Las Vegas has long been one pussy parade and it’s about time to put peens (in Spandex) on display. Nobody tell Channing that something called “Thunder From Down Under” has existed in Las Vegas for a while.

“Even when I was actually stripping, it didn’t feel like it was for the women. It felt like it was more for the guy to go up and feel good about himself. It was like, ‘Hey, look at me’ [rolls his torso in a creepy way]. It was in the glam rock [era] where dudes thought they were rock stars, and they were sort of living out these fantasies.

We want to create a place for women that is their gentlemen’s club, their Playboy club. It shouldn’t be sleazy. [You shouldn’t feel] nervous to go there because you feel unsafe; we want to create the polar opposite of that.”

Channing also put together this video that starts out with him walking down the stairs of a house while saying, “…I woke up this morning, I was walking around my house filled with hot man I live with every day…” Usually when I watch a video on the Internet that starts out like that, it ends really, really differently. So I was confused when Channing kept talking and didn’t get naked and lube up.

I’ve seen dude strippers at parties, but I’ve never been to a strictly dickly strip club. So mostly everything I know about male strip clubs I’ve learned from movies and porn sites like (NSFW) Dancing Bear. So based on the male strip club porn I’ve seen, I’m guessing that at a male strip club, a dancer struts out, gets peen-out naked and after everyone takes turns sucking him off, one of the guests does him on a table as everyone cheers and throws dollar bills at them. I’m 100% sure that’s exactly what it’s like. So sign me up for gay night at Magic Mike Live!

And since we’re on the subject of hot man ass shows, here’s pictures from the Chippendales tour.

Pics: Warner Bros., Wenn.com

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