Category: Caitlyn Jenner
Andy Cohen Shuts Down The Idea Of Caitlyn Jenner And Sophia Hutchins On “Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills”
Recently, Denise Richards bowed out of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after carrying the last season on her back, and Teddi Mellencamp got fired for permanently sucking the life out of each room the last three seasons. That still leaves Kyle Richards, Erika Girardi, Lisa Rinna, Garcelle Beauvais, and Dorit Kemsley to earn that easy Bravo check by staging fraudulent fights. But with Denise and Teddi gone, that leaves some spots open. Kris Jenner already said she’s not interested and Kathy Hilton is in talks to be a “Friend of the Housewives.” And it was rumored that 70-year-old Caitlyn Jenner and her “gal pal,” 24-year-old Sophia Hutchins were in talks to join. But the evil dark lord of Bravo, Andy Cohen, waved away that rumor. So Caitlyn and Sophia probably put that rumor out there themselves for cheap publicity. If Kris Jenner had a heart, it’d warm over one of her ex Koven members making her proud.
Sophia Hutchins And Caitlyn Jenner Are Reportedly In Talks To Join “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills”
I know, I know. Despite everything that has been going on throughout this year of utter shit and fire, you’ve ALL had that same thought rattling around in the back of your minds: When will we get to see MORE of Caitlyn Jenner? Well, your wait may soon be over because the luminaries over at Bravo are apparently in talks with Caitlyn, and her one-time rumored girlfriend, Sophia Hutchins, to fill some recent vacancies over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Seriously, if this deal goes through, LITERALLY clear my Wednesdays (and hungover Thursdays) from here on out.
Caitlyn Jenner Says That Her Transition Wasn’t A Big Part Of Why Her Marriage To Kris Jenner Ended
After reading that headline, I know what you’re thinking: “Maybe it had to do with you being an asshole?” But even years after their divorce, Caitlyn Jenner––for absolutely no reason other than to ~seemingly~ keep her name out there––is still talking about her marriage to Kris Jenner in the most recent episode of Rob Lowe’s podcast, “Why? Literally! With Rob Lowe”.
Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Be Kanye West’s Vice President
Good news, America! If Kanye West somehow manages to defy the odds and become President in November, he’s not going to be tackling the country’s biggest issues on his own. In fact, he could possibly be tag-teaming the deficit and the sinking economy with the invaluable help of another equally qualified US citizen. That’s right, coming this fall, you just might wake up from the nightmare that has been 2020 to meet a brand new disaster because Caitlyn Jenner wants to be Kanye’s Vice President.
Caitlyn Jenner Danced Around Her Political Affiliation In People Magazine’s Pride Issue
As we learned yesterday, People Magazine only just now got around to publishing a “pride issue” (Anderson Cooper and his “o rly” baby were on the cover), which provided them a perfect opportunity to talk to Caitlyn Jenner on the fifth anniversary of her transition. She also briefly touched on her “activism” and political journey from MAGA hatted FOT (friend of Trump), to unhatted DFOT (disappointed friend of Trump). Of course, People being People, they let Caitlyn gently tip-toe around the topic of politics, even though now is the time for stomping in cleats.
Sophia Hutchins Is Not Caitlyn Jenner’s Girlfriend, So Says Sophia Hutchins
I always thought that Sophia Hutchins had a giant suction cup surgically installed onto her hip, because she always seems stuck to her girlfriend Caitlyn Jenner’s side, and the two are about as inseparable as the Kartrashian-Jenners and botulism. But 23-year-old Sophia has corrected us and wants us to know that 70-year-old Caitlyn Jenner is not the trans woman version of Peter Cook because she’s not fucking a piece decades younger than her. Well, at least Caitlyn’s not fucking a piece who is decades younger than her and also named Sophia Hutchins.