So Caitlyn Jenner did a huge fucking puff-piece with Variety for their “Trans Hollywood” issue and they refer to her as “the world’s most famous transgender woman,” so right from the get-go we have a problem. More like Caitlyn Jenner is the most famous transgender woman you would see in a Ted Cruz campaign ad. Speaking of, Caitlyn talks a lot about being a transgender Republican and says she didn’t get a lot of support from the trans community after she made it clear she voted for Trump. Shocking.
Caitlyn talks a lot in the piece about how she’s behind-the-scenes working for transgender rights with her Republican cohorts. Oh and she is sure to let you know that these men are giving her the bare minimum of human decency and she eats that shit up!
“I met with Paul Ryan… I’ve met with just about everybody. Publicly, they aren’t supportive of transgender rights…. I’ve never had anybody not be nice to my face.”
And that’s how it works. If someone is cordial to your face and also chips away at your right to be treated like a equal member of human society it all balances out! Thanks for your hard work on LGBTQ rights Cait! Oh but the community doesn’t seem to return the love to poor Caitlyn. She had some words to say about it, claiming she wasn’t welcomed enough and felt a cold-shoulder for being a rich white person in a sea of poor ethnicities:
“No matter what you say or do, they think you don’t get it because you’re this kind of white, privileged person… I haven’t turned my back on anybody… I’ve felt it big time, and it hurts. Sometimes this community can be really tough.”
How could someone who gets filler sucked from her lips for publicity have more self-awareness than her parent? Caitlyn also talked about her disappointment with America’s current President, who she used to believe was going to be champion for gay rights like all of the Republican Presidents before him:
“I honestly don’t know what happened when he got in there. It was extraordinarily disappointing. He’s not been doing a very good job, but it’s not over yet.”
I agree with the grammatical meaning of that sentence although her intention with the words is different. Oh and Caitlyn–a huge transgender advocate–also talked about wanting to create a show that would “employ an all-transgender cast and crew.” Wow, what a pioneer. Caitlyn wants to go back in time and create Pose on FX.
Caitlyn mentioned how she’s not totally interested in reality TV but gave the old “never say never” bullshit response people say when they know they love a check and will do reality TV to get one. But she did mention a career aspiration apart from the reality television scene. Caitlyn wants to be an actress, and specifically she wants to play a villainess.
“In a Marvel movie, I want to play the baddest-ass lady you’ve ever seen in your life. They got the wicked queen or the wicked lady. Just do the makeup and the outfit. And I got the deep voice.”
So basically she wants to play her ex-wife Kris Jenner. I thoroughly agree with this and encourage a studio to get Caitlyn in full Kris Jenner drag so she can fuck with Iron Man or some shit. Oh honey, you wanted a twist? It’s not Thanos who destroys half of the universe with a finger-snap. Honey, its Caitlyn Jenner behind the wheel of a car.