60-Year-Old Peter Cook Lied About His New Fiancee’s Age
So this is… gross. It was also gross before but now it’s somehow grosser because Peter Cooke’s fiancee was already young, but now we’re learning that she’s even younger. Even Sean Penn picked a girl who’s a bit more cooked by life. But 60-year-old Peter Cook seems to truly have found The One with his psychology student fiancé Alba Jancou. Previously she was reported as 21, because he said so. Welp… the cat’s out of the bag: she’s actually only 20. His daughter, Sailor Brinkley-Cook, is 21. So he’s dating someone born after his own child. So… there’s that.
Sailor Brinkley-Cook is probably going to drop that last part after the hyphen. Peter and Christie Brinkley divorced in 2006 after he had an affair with his 18-year-old office clerk. Then his second ex-wife, Suzanne Shaw, accused him of a “secret pathological predilection” for young women. This information is relevant because it turns out Peter done lied about his young girlfriend’s age and turns out she’s even younger.
Peter swore to Page Six that Alba was 21, but Page Six says they had their “doubts”. Peter even told them that a picture of her celebrating her 18th birthday in 2017 had the “wrong date” and the pic was then deleted. Sources now confirm that something indeed was rotten in the state of Denmark, and Alba isn’t turning 21 until March. This is Peter with 20-year-old Alba:
Pervy Peter Cook, 60, has been lying about his fiancée’s age https://t.co/NjMOwpohST pic.twitter.com/u1uZBCBoBJ
— Page Six (@PageSix) November 13, 2019
This ruse may have been concocted because Alba is younger than his 21-year-old daughter, Sailor, who is not loving that her dad is marrying someone she could have bullied in high school. He also announced the engagement after she got eliminated from Dancing With the Stars at the end of October. A source said:
“Sailor had no idea Peter was going to announce his engagement with such celebrity fanfare. It took her by surprise. She was really upset.”
And the worst part of this, Peter and Alba met two years ago, meaning she was 18(ish)–but he promises they didn’t start up romantically until a year later, and he’s never lied before. Her official age according to him:
“19 and a half.”
“And a half”? Literally children say that to sound older, this is a big yikes. What the fuck does an 18-year-old have in common with a 58-year-old? Literally, what? Breathing oxygen? Did he help her with her homework? He literally couldn’t; they did algebra differently back then.
Pic: Wenn.com