Category: Bitch Got Fired
Sharon Osbourne Is Out At “The Talk”
Brace yourselves, Britain, because Sharon Osbourne could be back inside of you to join forces with her ride-or-die, Piers Morgan, for a show called Racial Issues Today on Rupert Murdoch’s new Fox News-like channel in the UK. Because Sharon is out of a job after she “made the decision to depart” The Talk. That’s how CBS puts it. It’s a very PR-way of saying, “We paid the trick to get the fuck out!” And with that, many are probably saying, “Now who’s ‘too ghetto‘ for the show?”
Josh Duhamel Might Replace Armie Hammer In “Shotgun Wedding”
About six seconds after Armie Hammer’s stomach-turning, human-eating, safeword-ignoring alleged DMs leaked, Armie claimed that he needed to protect his family from the drama and accusations, and dropped out of the upcoming film, Shotgun Wedding. Armie was supposed to star alongside Jennifer Lopez, but according to Armie, he just couldn’t dream of leaving his two children for 4 months of filming (even though family time doesn’t exactly appear to be his top priority at the moment). Obviously, they needed to replace Armie, and clearly, Christopher Plummer was unavailable because word on the street is that Josh Duhamel is in talks to step into the role left vacant by Hollywood’s current PR nightmare.
Despite Claims He Wants To Spend Time With His Kids, Reports Say Armie Hammer Refuses To See His Family
OK, I’m gonna try to get through this whole post without any cannibal references. Let’s see what happens! So, actor and alleged canni– errr… creepy dude, Armie Hammer, broke his silence earlier this week about those cannibal extremely disturbing DMs. Armie said, “I’m not responding to these bullshit claims”, adding that he was the one to leave Jennifer Lopez’s movie, Shotgun Wedding, all so he could stay with his kids in the Cayman Islands during this difficult time. Uh-huh. So, all those rumors about him being fired are total pinky toe baloney.
Well, today a source told the Sun that Armie hasn’t actually seen his family in days. He’s only communicating with estranged wife Elizabeth Chambers through their lawyers, and nobody knows his exact whereabouts. Have they checked the dumpster behind the morgue? Ugh, my apologies. Another dollar in the cannibal jar…
Johnny Depp Has Dropped Out Of The Next “Fantastic Beasts” Film
Are you an actor who needs a job? Are you familiar with the world of Harry Potter? Do you want a job where you might get to kiss Jude Law? Of course, who wouldn’t! But in this case, you have got to do it while also saying made-up wizard sounding words, and flip a magic wand around. If that all sounds good, then get your agent to forward your headshot and resume to the casting offices at Warner Bros., because Johnny Depp has stepped down from his role as Gellert Grindelwald in the third Fantastic Beasts film.
Justin Bieber’s Former Pastor, Carl Lentz, Was Fired From Hillsong Church Over “Moral Failures” (UPDATE)
People Magazine says that there’s some more drama going on around Hillsong Church, the church popular with famous types like Justin Bieber and Everyone’s Least Favorite Chris Pratt has come under fire before for potential anti-gay sentiment which celeb-followers have denied. Well, now the controversy is related to Justin’s ex-bestie, “Hot” Pastor Carl Lentz. Carl got fired, honey, and it had something to do with “moral failures.” I’d instantly assume something bad but if these people are on that Leviticus-tip then they’d probably include wearing a mixed fabric as a moral grievance, so…
Ellen DeGeneres Has Fired Three Senior Producers From Her Show
Long before Pink was powering-belting about today being the day she’s been waiting for, the theme song for Ellen was an upbeat little dance club ditty that urged you to “have a little fun today.” Well, just like that old theme song, the opportunity to have a little fun today is officially over for three senior producers of Ellen. Like one of Ellen DeGeneres’ favorite executive producers (and alleged workplace harasser) Kevin Leman, seen in a bit with Ellen above. Kevin, along with two others, won’t be returning to the show, effective immediately. And Ellen is very sorry that things turned into a shit-show behind the scenes.