Category: Baby Names
Nick Cannon’s Seventh Child, Zen, Has Arrived
At the end of 2020, Nick Cannon had four children (that we know of). Now, seven months-deep into 2021–not even long enough to gestate a human baby–homeboy has just welcomed his seventh child. Just a couple of weeks after model Alyssa Scott confirmed that she was growing Nick Cannon’s seventh baby in her womb, she announced that she birthed out his son Zen. Nick is like an absolute nightmare episode of Maury Povich.
Usain Bolt Is Now A Father To Twins, And He Absolutely Stuck With The “Bolt” Name Theme
Eight-time Olympic gold medal-winning sprinter Usain Bolt has been called the fastest person alive, which is some great branding, because it would be entirely too ironic had his name been Usain Slow. And as such, he could have gone one of two ways when picking out names for his own kids: Normal, or lean aaaaaaall the way into the homonym-based punniness of that last name. Luckily for everyone involved, Usain Bolt and his girlfriend Kasi Bennett did not play it safe when it came time to whip out a pen and fill out their babies’ birth certificates.
Nick Cannon’s Twins Have Arrived And Their Names Are, Well, They’re Special
Prodigious procreator Nick Cannon continues to do what he does best — making babies and saddling them with ridiculous names. E! News reports that Nick’s latest children, twin boys with DJ/radio personality Abby De La Rosa, have entered the group chat, short-circuiting everybody’s auto-correct. Are you ready or did you read ahead? Because you see, I’m trying to build some suspense here before revealing the names you definitely did not guess correctly in your Nick Cannon Twin Names office pool. I mean, there’s no way in hell anybody could predict that Nick’s twins would be named Zion Mixolydian Cannon and Zillion Heir Cannon. Turbans off to this absolute celebrity baby name legend.
Ashley Tisdale Gave Birth To A Girl And Named Her Jupiter
Ashley Tisdale was pregnant. She gave birth to her first child yesterday. It was a girl, and she and her husband Christopher French named her… ugh, here we go… Jupiter. Jupiter Iris French. Jupiter French. Now, apparently, this is a real fucking name, and last year about eighty out of every million American babies were given the planetary/Roman god moniker. To which I say: NOPE. Here are the planets you’re allowed to use: Venus and Pluto. End of list. And Pluto should really only be for dogs. And it’s not even technically a planet anymore.
George Clooney Shares The Reason Why He Didn’t Give His Children “Weird-Ass Names”
Last decade, George Clooney became his own real-life version of Sliding Doors when he did the very Alternate Reality George Cooney thing of settling down and getting married to Amal Clooney and having twins who are now 3 years old. Even though George and Amal are celebrities, they gave their twins the very normal names of Alexander and Ella. Being famous is the reason why George and Amal picked those names because Alexander and Ella already being saddled with the pressure that comes from being very wealthy and famous.
Gigi Hadid And Zayn Malik Finally Revealed What They Named Their Baby
Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik’s first child together, a daughter, was born on September 23, 2020 and their birth announcement included a black and white picture of only their baby’s hand. Gigi and Zayn didn’t give up much info, including their daughter’s name. Because Gigi Hadid belongs to the same general friendship circles as the Kardashian-Jenners, I was fully expecting Gigi to pull a Kylie Jenner and name her child something like Breezée or Pretty or Babyofasupermodelle. Four months later, Gigi let us know what they named their daughter and I was wrong.