Ashley Tisdale Is Pregnant

September 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Ashley Tisdale is pregnant! Alright! OK! This will be the High School Musical actress’ first child with her husband, musician Christopher French. No word on how far along the future momma is, but I’m guessing this was a baby created in quarantine. There’s only so many puzzles you can assemble before flopping ass-backward onto the couch and snarling, “Ehhh, just stick it in me.”

When I first saw this photo, I wasn’t sure what Ashley was trying to tell us. The couple looks like they’re about to jump off a cliff a la those cult members in Midsommar (a film I’m too scared to watch, but have read the Wikipedia plot summary for). Then, the comments directed my attention to the verrrryyyy teeny tiny baby bump under Ashley’s white dress. Here are the caption-less pics:

Christopher also posted a pic without a caption:

35-year-old Ashley and 38-year-old Christopher got married in September 2018 and this kid will be their first.

I wonder if Ashley’s baby will be born original nose, or her post-” deviated septum surgery” creation? But maybe Ashley isn’t pregnant with a human child after all. We’re all only assuming because of these awkward pictures. I guess we’ll only know for sure if she posts a picture of her hand holding onto a baby’s hand in a few months. Or in a quick minute, she could put an end to the baby news by posting a picture of her hand holding onto the wrapper of the burrito she just ate.

Pic: Instagram

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