At the end of 2020, Nick Cannon had four children (that we know of). Now, seven months-deep into 2021–not even long enough to gestate a human baby–homeboy has just welcomed his seventh child. Just a couple of weeks after model Alyssa Scott confirmed that she was growing Nick Cannon’s seventh baby in her womb, she announced that she birthed out his son Zen. Nick is like an absolute nightmare episode of Maury Povich.
Mariah Carey confused us all when she got with Nick Cannon and then had his children, 10-year-old twins, Moroccan and Monroe. But now he’s gone and got three other women pregnant in the span of like 200 days. In December, Nick had a baby Powerful Queen (good lord…) with Brittany Bell with whom he also has a four-year-old boy named Golden “Sagon.” Then just last month in June, Abby De La Rosa gave birth to twins: Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir. I mean, the name choices alone show this man is wholly unhinged, but that wasn’t the last of the babies and now Zen S. Cannon is here. And luckily he’s got the best name, too… well, depending what the S stands for–maybe “Seventh,” so Nick remembers? S actually stands for “Scott” which is Nick’s middle name too.
Yahoo! says that Alyssa posted to Instagram to let the world know that her baby was born. Zen was actually also born last month, but I guess doing two back-to-back baby announcements from two different women might have seemed a bit tacky. While done up in Instagram baby announcement glamour, Alyssa holds Nick’s seventh child. And in her post, she revealed her son was born on June 23rd writing: “I will love you for eternity.”
She also posted a color pic to her Instagram Stories:
Nick hasn’t posted about his latest child, but he is doing a lot of promo for Nick Cannon Radio on Power 106 in his Instagram Stories, and I can’t totally hate him for that since he’s got yet another mouth to feed and has to keep those checks coming. But I wonder how long until the next baby announcement comes from this prolific baby maker. Someone tell Nick Cannon’s jizz to chill and slow down a bit. But I suppose now that Counting On has been canceled we need a new weird baby-factory reality show to cringe-watch and Nick will supply that for us.