Category: Ashley Tisdale

Open Post: Hosted By Ashley Tisdale Making Her Husband Buy 400 Books For Her Architectural Digest Shoot

March 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Last year Ashley Tisdale moved into a new house when she was seven months pregnant with daughter Jupiter, who just turned 1. Apparently, Ashley is super into interior design, and she dove headfirst into decorating her new LA pad with pieces she found on Instagram. This month all her hard work paid off; she scored a coveted celebrity home tour with Architectural Digest! Oo la la.

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Ashley Tisdale Gave Birth To A Girl And Named Her Jupiter

March 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Ashley Tisdale was pregnant. She gave birth to her first child yesterday. It was a girl, and she and her husband Christopher French named her… ugh, here we go… JupiterJupiter Iris French. Jupiter French. Now, apparently, this is a real fucking name, and last year about eighty out of every million American babies were given the planetary/Roman god moniker. To which I say: NOPE. Here are the planets you’re allowed to use: Venus and Pluto. End of list. And Pluto should really only be for dogs. And it’s not even technically a planet anymore.

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Open Post: Hosted By “The Masked Dancer” Visiting You In Your Sleep

November 5, 2020 / Posted by:

I saw a tweet once, and at the time, I thought it was one of the most laughably deranged theories of the QAnon era. Today, I’m not so sure. When failed California Republican Congressional candidate DeAnna Lorraine tweeted her suspicion that the Fox TV show The Masked Singer might have been used as a tool of the “demonic media” to “condition the public” to believe that masks are “normal” and “cool,” I guffawed. However, according to TVLine, just as Joe Biden is positioned to possibly become the next President of the United States and has floated the idea of a national mask mandate to curb the spread of COVID-19, Fox is set to debut a Masked Singer spin-off called The Masked Dancer. I have to admit, I’m sitting here asking myself; could it be that DeAnna had a point? I mean besides the one at the top of her pinhead?

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Ashley Tisdale Is Pregnant

September 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Ashley Tisdale is pregnant! Alright! OK! This will be the High School Musical actress’ first child with her husband, musician Christopher French. No word on how far along the future momma is, but I’m guessing this was a baby created in quarantine. There’s only so many puzzles you can assemble before flopping ass-backward onto the couch and snarling, “Ehhh, just stick it in me.”

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