Usain Bolt Is Now A Father To Twins, And He Absolutely Stuck With The “Bolt” Name Theme

Eight-time Olympic gold medal-winning sprinter Usain Bolt has been called the fastest person alive, which is some great branding, because it would be entirely too ironic had his name been Usain Slow. And as such, he could have gone one of two ways when picking out names for his own kids: Normal, or lean aaaaaaall the way into the homonym-based punniness of that last name. Luckily for everyone involved, Usain Bolt and his girlfriend Kasi Bennett did not play it safe when it came time to whip out a pen and fill out their babies’ birth certificates.

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