James Woods Got Served On Twitter By Armie Hammer and Amber Tamblyn

September 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Angry hemorrhoid James Woods loves Twitter more than anything. Yesterday James #tooktotwitter to share his outrage about the upcoming movie Call Me By Your Name starring Armie Hammer. It’s about a love affair set in Italy in the 1980’s between a 24-year-old and a 17-year-old (per Entertainment Tonight, the age of consent there is 14).

Now, you’d think that James would be On. Board. given his well documented career as a geriatric connoisseur of very young women, but for some reason this particular story set him off. What could it be that has him all up in his feelings? Oh, it’s about two men? I see.

Since James likes to sue dead people for slander, I will refrain from calling him a bigoted, hypocritical pervert or suggest that he’s a preserved turd pooped out from a tiny dog that rolled under the couch, only to be found years later after the old man who owned the dog died alone and wasn’t found until the odor alerted the neighbors to his demise, since he was a crusty old bigot with no friends or family to love him, not even the dog. Just to be clear, I am not suggesting that James is either the preserved turd OR the dead man on the couch. I’m just saying that he tweeted something stupid.

Armie knows what’s up and tweeted this in response.

While the internet waited with bated breath for James to respond to this scandalous allegation against him, Amber Tamblyn piped in with a story that, if true, burns James’ pathetic straw man argument against CMBYN to the ground.

Her husband David Cross also chimed in to verify Amber’s allegations of James Woods grossness.

Of course, Amber’s story is as gross as it is not shocking. James’ response to that burn seems to be to do some self-soothing. He’s been on a #twittertear over the past few hours, and giving himself the Full Bannon Treatment (Or “FBT,” which means he would be sucking his own dick, a protected act BTW) by responding to fans who write him nice notes.

Armie Hammer, on the other hand, reportedly informed Amber Tamblyn that he was blocked by James and asked if James had yet to do the same to her.

Well of course James Woods blocked Armie; Armie isn’t a 19-year-old girl!

And because why not, here’s Armie and his Call Me By Your Name co-star Timothée Chalamet at a TIFF photocall last week:

Pics: Instagram, Wenn.com

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