Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Had Dinner Together Again

I’m sorry to report this, but we may never know peace again. TMZ reports that Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian were spotted having dinner together for the second night in a row. From the moment their hands first touched on that Knott’s Scary Farm roller coaster, I was overcome with deep exhaustion accompanied by a reflexive bout of nausea. Yet, I was hoping that if we ignored them long enough, Pete and Kim would get bored, eventually shed their human skins and bugger back off to whatever underground lair lizard people dwell in when they’re not stunting topside. But instead, things have gotten much more serious. TMZ is now calling them “a thing.”

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