Over the weekend Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, aka “Kardavidson”, were photographed holding hands on a ride at Knott’s Scary Farm. The official line was “they’re just friends,” but last night Kim went to fucking Staten Island, where 27-year-old Pete lives. TMZ says they dined at Campania restaurant, and “a restaurant source” told Page Six that Pete arranged a private dinner for two on the rooftop. OK, clearly this means they’re, like, totally together. Because a Kardashian-type doesn’t step foot on Staten Island soil unless she’s getting dicked down, or for a shameless PR grab to snatch the attention away from sister Kourtney Kardashian and that other tattooed skinny white guy. Hell, Kim barely went to Wyoming for Kanye.
41-year-old Kim, who’s staying at the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Manhattan, traveled all the way to Pete Davidson’s Staten Island (they’re seriously thinking of changing the name) for her romantic dinner. via Page Six:
“Pete arranged a dinner on the rooftop privately,” a restaurant source told us. “It was just the two of them.” Our source also added that they didn’t have any security with them. “They quietly were able to sneak in and out,” our source added.
In and out, in and out, then they’re hooked for life. Classic Big Dick Davidson. According to Kim’s insiders, she’s “intrigued” by Pete, and “she likes him.” And People’s sources claim that these two so-called “friends” have “chemistry”:
“Pete can be super charming and Kim loves the attention,” the insider tells PEOPLE, adding that they’re having “fun” together.
“She is having fun and enjoying life,” the source says. “Her focus is still on her kids and work, but you can tell that she is ready to date. She is very happy and in a good place. She has moved on from Kanye and feels it’s for the best.”
Let’s recap, shall we? Pete’s dated Larry David’s daughter Cazzie David, Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Andie McDowell’s daughter Margaret Qualley, Cindy Crawford’s daughter Kaia Gerber, Bridgerton’s Phoebe Dynevor, and now Kim? Hmmm… apart from Ariana (who was still raised super-rich) every single one of these women has famous parents. This leads me to the scientific conclusion that Pete’s massive dong gets extra hard for nepotism. So my hypotheses for Pete’s next-girlfriend? Frances Bean Cobain, Malia Obama, and/or Alex Ray Joel!