Category: Sebastian Bear-McClard

Sebastian Bear-McClard, Emily Ratajkowski’s Estranged Husband, Has Been Accused Of Sexual Misconduct By Several Women

March 30, 2023 / Posted by:

Variety reports that Emily Ratajkowski’s movie producer ex, Sebastian Bear-McClard, isn’t just an alleged cheater. He’s also an alleged creep who’s being accused of sexual misconduct by three women. And I use “women” loosely, as one of them was 17 years old when she was allegedly targeted by Sebastian, now 42. Another was 18 and claims she once caught Sebastian messaging a 15-year-old girl. 31-year-old Emily has yet to comment on the allegations, but sources close to her tell Variety that she’s “not surprised.” Join the club!

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Brad Pitt Thinks Emily Ratajkowski Is “The Hottest Thing On The Planet,” But They’re Taking Things Slow Because Both Are Dealing With Messy Breakups

September 29, 2022 / Posted by:

The hottest thing on the planet is the fucking weather, but according to Brad Pitt, global warming ain’t got shit on Emily Ratajkowski who he reportedly thinks is hotter than Heat Miser’s hemorrhoids. It’s been about a month since we started hearing rumors that Brad and Emily were bumping down-low parts, but there hasn’t been much proof of that. All of Emily’s mail goes to her social media accounts since she practically lives on the internet, but Brad hasn’t made one appearance in any of her posts. And sources claim that the reason why Brad and Emily are keeping things “low-key” is because he’s afraid that if he gets a serious girlfriend, that other busty-lipped dark-haired skinny woman in his life, Angelina Jolie, will use it as ammunition in their never-ending child custody fight.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Reportedly Splitting From Her Husband Sebastian Bear-McClard Over His Cheating Ways

July 15, 2022 / Posted by:

After being married for about four and a half years, model-slash-actress-slash-author Emily Ratajkowski and her husband, millionaire movie producer-slash-one time housing scammer Sebastian Bear-McClard, are reportedly calling it quits. They haven’t officially announced anything yet. But an anonymous source has been talking to Page Six, and they claim that Emily wants out asap, because Sebastian allegedly can’t stop putting his McCock in women who aren’t his wife.

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Emily Ratajkowski Defends Her Millionaire Husband For Not Paying Rent. He’s An Activist Artiste Making A Statement, Okay!?!

March 27, 2019 / Posted by:

I see you privileged bitches laughing, heaving, and rolling your eyes over struggling chonies model Emily RideAJetSki (reported net worth: $6 million) and her struggling filmmaker husband Sebastian Bear-Mcclard (reported net worth: $12 million) using a struggling artists loophole to get out of paying rent on his Manhattan loft. How dare you! You’re sitting there on your working desk chair, sipping your luxurious Dunkin’ Donuts coffee while wearing a lush Old Navy cardigan as Emily and Sebastian try to keep their berets (because their artistes!) from falling off their heads as they tussle with a rat who stole their last crumb!

We knew that Emily is thirsty (see: her Instagram page), but earlier this month we learned that she and her husband are starving, specifically starving artists who owe his landlord $120,000 in unpaid rent on the NoHo loft he’s lived in since 2013. There’s a law in New York that keeps landlords from kicking out poor artists and other tenants who don’t pay rent on apartments that don’t have a certificate of occupancy or have fire/smoke alarms, etc… Sebastian’s building doesn’t, so in 2017, he used that law to stop paying his monthly $4,900 rent. Emily has now decided to say words about that and she claims her husband isn’t rich and is standing up to THE MAN. It probably took Emily so long to respond because she’s so poor she can’t afford internet or phone service on her iPhone XS Max and it took her a while to figure out the neighbor’s WiFi password (which is: FuckThoseRichBitchesNextDoor666).

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Millionaire Husband Is Using A Legal Loophole Meant For Struggling Artists To Get Out Of Paying Rent

March 5, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s a sad state of affairs when a model with biggish titties like Emily Ratajkowski simply cannot catch a break in this world. Poor thing is too stacked to be taken seriously as an actress, and had to stand next to Robin Thicke and bounce said burdensome mammaries (against her better judgement mind you!) for a check in the Blurred Lines video! Emily’s latest cross to bear, according to the New York Post, is being threatened with eviction from her NoHo loft in Manhattan because her millionaire husband, film producer Sebastian Bear-McClard, doesn’t think he should have to pay rent like everybody else. This is the same cheap bastard that had his best friend, noted joke-thief The Fat Jew, officiate their wedding. At city hall no less!

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Emily Ratajowski Got Married To Her Boyfriend Of A Few Weeks

February 24, 2018 / Posted by:

There isn’t a better picture of two people thinking “WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DO?!?” at the exact same moment. Model Emily Ratajowski, 26 (she’s the one in the evil preacher hat and veil) married actor/producer Sebastian Bear-McClard (oh, lordy at that name) at City Hall in NYC on Friday. They’ve only been together for a few weeks, according to People. Now that’s love. Or a pregnancy cuz’ one of them is traditional. Or enough champagne and whatever-illicit-substance-you’ve-been-using-together cocktails to make you believe marrying someone you just banged is a super good idea. Hopefully she directed her two guests to donate to her Go Fund Me page so she can get that career-saving breast reduction. Continue reading

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