Category: Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer Pitched The Idea Of President Zelenskyy Making A Cameo Appearance At The Oscars
The Oscars finally chose its hosts for the 94th Academy Awards, choosing hilarious queens Regina Hall and Wanda Sykes, and also Amy Schumer. But the Oscar people really got what they paid for, as Amy is already bringing the fuckery. Amy recently revealed that during an Oscars pitch meeting, Amy suggested President Volodymyr Zelenskyy appear via satellite or in a pre-taped video segment. Bitch… when I say: “He ain’t got time for that,” I mean: “HE REALLLLLLLLLY AIN’T GOT TIME FOR THAT!”
Michael Cera Is A First Time Daddy
Michael Cera recently welcomed his very first child. Yep, he’s a daddy! I mean, congrats and shit, but you’d think after knocking up Juno in Juno, the dude would be extra careful about not becoming another teen dad statistic. WAIT. Wikipedia has informed me that Michael is 33 years of age. Sigh. We are all very old.
Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes, And Regina Hall May Host The Oscars
The 2022 Oscars are set for March 27, and even though we got the nominations last week, the Academy still hasn’t announced who’s hosting. Rumored contenders included Pete Davidson, and Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez from Only Murders in the Building. But now Variety is reporting that Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes, and Regina Hall are in final talks to co-host together. Errr, together but separate. Apparently, producer Will Packer wants to split the show into three acts, with each woman hosting a different hour. So there’s still a very good chance this shit won’t pass the Bechdel test.
Amy Schumer Says She Feels Better After Getting Endometriosis Surgery And Liposuction
Amy Schumer’s had a tough time with her health the last few years. She was diagnosed with hyperemesis gravidarum (constant nausea and puking) while she was pregnant with her 2-year-old son, Gene. At the end of 2019, she tried getting pregnant with a second child via IVF but wasn’t successful. Then, last September, Amy got her uterus and appendix removed due to her very painful battle with endometriosis. Today, 40-year-old Amy took to Instagram to post a picture of herself in a bathing suit, and in the caption, she shared that she’s finally feeling good after recovering from her surgery… actually, make that surgeries. Amy reveals that she went under the knife for her endometriosis and she got liposuction.
Amy Schumer Says She Got Fillers And Hated It
BREAKING NEWS: Amy Schumer got fillers! Aaaaand this just in: Amy Schumer dissolved her fillers. Wow, what an emotional rollercoaster! Amy took to Instagram yesterday to post a picture of her getting her fillers removed. She wrote, “I tried getting fillers. Turns out I was already full.” Then Amy joked that they made her look like Maleficent. Um, isn’t that the point? I’m pretty sure Madonna brings in Maleficent’s photo every time she goes to her plastic surgeon. “I wanna look like this, but even weirder!”
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Amy Schumer Had Her Uterus And Appendix Removed Due To Endometriosis
Amy Schumer suffers from endometriosis, which is apparently horrible, painful, makes your periods hell, and can affect fertility. Amy also had a really rough, pukey pregnancy with her 2-year-old son Gene (the diagnosis was hyperemesis gravidarum), and last year she shared that while she tried having a second kid via IVF, it was super tough and she didn’t think she could ever be pregnant again. Welp, things didn’t get any better for Amy’s reproductive health. This past weekend, 40-year-old Amy took to Instagram to share that she was in the hospital recovering from endometriosis surgery. Doctors removed her uterus and appendix (so a hysterectomy and an appendectomy). Damn. Continue reading