Category: Alec Baldwin
Amy Schumer Shared A “Joke” About Alec Baldwin’s “Rust” Shooting That She Wasn’t “Allowed” To Tell At The Oscars
Artists take their pain and trauma and create art with it. That’s what they’ve always done. And nobody, and I mean nobody, was more “triggered and traumatized” by The Slap Will Smith delivered during last Sunday’s Oscars than Amy Schumer. So naturally, she gets first dibs on cracking jokes about it in her comedy show. The only other person with a stronger case for first dibs is The Slappee himself, Chris Rock. But gentleman that he is, he let her go first since she’s a delicate flower for whom “processing” and “unpacking” in private would be too taxing on her feminine constitution. So while Chris eschewed discussing The Slap in his recent show, Amy took a more direct approach toward healing. At a show over the weekend in Las Vegas, Amy shared a joke that the Academy wouldn’t let her tell about Alec Baldwin shooting and killing Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. Amy truly is the Picasso of pain, and I’m not saying that just because the audience’s eyes were probably sliding all around their faces willy-nilly from looking at her sideways. It’s just that I shudder to think of what type of off-color jokes she’ll tell once she enters her Blue Period.
No Surrogate This Time! Hilaria Baldwin Showed Off Her Baby Bump And Says She Feels “Nauseous”
Hilaria Baldwin continues to share her exciting new pregnancy journey with her fans and any unfortunate passersby on the streets of New York who had to navigate around her pap photoshoot to show off her baby bump looking like Mrs. Murdock the shop teacher from Grease, even though she was definitely going for more of a Stephanie Zinone from Grease 2 vibe. Yesterday, Hilaria took two opportunities to get her picture taken by paparazzi while wearing an acid wash jumpsuit. First, she took some solo glamor shots, and then later, she appeared wearing the same outfit dressed up with a fuzzy green jacket, pushing 2 of her 6 other babies in a stroller.
Hilaria Baldwin Is Pregnant With A Seventh Baldwinito
Alec Baldwin is currently in the middle of an investigation into the shooting death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust, he’s facing several lawsuits from the tragedy, and he’s watching his already-shit-stained reputation get covered in more shit from him fighting with Halyna’s widower Matt Hutchins over how he’s taken zero responsibility for the accident, even though he was holding the gun. Not to mention, that Alec has tons of lawyer bills to pay. So what’s an Alec Baldwin to do during all of this? Obviously, the right answer is to add another baby to his ever-growing child army since Hilaria Baldwin is pregnant again. But honestly, I think Hilaria’s answer to all issues and problems is to make another baby. Alec could look at their car insurance bill and say, “This is too damn high,” and a normal person’s response would be, “Switch to Geico.” But Hilaria probably thinks for a second before saying, “I know, Alejandro, let’s solve this problemo by making another bambino!” Alec would sigh while unzipping his pants and making a mental note to let his wife know later that “bambino” is an Italian word.
“Bad Vegan” Sarma Melngailis Says Alec Baldwin Is The One That Got Away
You know, I always assumed successful scammers had to be good judges of character and at least a little bit savvy, but Sarma Melngailis, the titular Bad Vegan Netflix keeps insisting I need to learn more about, appears to possess neither of those qualities. Not only did she allegedly catch an STI after raw dogging Louis C.K., she met her estranged husband and the man she claims scammed her, Anthony Strangis on Twitter. And according to People, Sarma’s The One That Got Away is none other than Alec Baldwin. Sarma was actually drawn to Anthony (who went by Shane Fox back then) after seeing his Twitter conversations with Alec. Alec was also a patron of her New York City vegan restaurant Pure Food and Wine, which was the scene of both her and Alec’s crimes. Sarma’s crime was defrauding investors and stealing from her employees to which she pleaded guilty and spent a year incarcerated at Rikers Island. Alec’s crime was inflicting his wife Hilaria Baldwin’s phony Spanish accent upon the world to which he pleaded ignorance and is currently serving 15-life incarcerated in a lie.
Alec Baldwin Says His “Rust” Contract Protects Him From Any Financial Responsibility, And Implies That Halyna Hutchins Is To Blame
So far, it has felt like Alec Baldwin’s defense in the Rust shooting that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and injured director Joel Souza was simply that it wasn’t his fault that the gun he was holding went off by itself. But Alec’s lawyers have recently filed an arbitration claim, and now their argument that he was being targeted with lawsuits because he’s a rich person doesn’t feel quite as terrible anymore.
Alec Baldwin Says The “Rust” Lawsuits Are Only Targeting Rich People
Nothing, and I mean nothing, is going to stop Alec Baldwin from speaking his truth — Not tact, not common decency, not his legal team, and certainly not his wife. Get Alec within spitting distance of a microphone and be prepared to be peppered with the truth. Well, his truth. The Hollywood Reporter reports that Alec’s truth is that the people who are filing lawsuits pertaining to the on-set shooting death of Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and the wounding of director Joel Souza are targeting innocent non-negligent “deep-pocket litigants” like himself instead of “the people who likely seem negligent” but “have no money.” Poor people, just walking around all reckless and broke. Gross. Couldn’t be him. (only it could. And soon, fingers crossed!)