Category: #occupyhilaria
Alec Baldwin May Be One Of Four Defendants The Santa Fe District Attorney Plans To Criminally Prosecute In The “Rust” Shooting Death Of Halyna Hutchins
How long does the euphoria of having a newborn baby last? Being childless myself I’m gonna have to guess at least a good three/four months unless you’re Hilaria Baldwin, in which case, what, two days? Three at the most. Either way, Alec Baldwin is screwed because less than two days after announcing the birth of his eighth child, here comes the law threatening to harsh his vibe in a major way. The New York Post reports that the Santa Fe Sheriff’s Office is about to release their investigation into the shooting death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust and the Santa Fe District Attorney has filed an emergency request for funds “to prosecute up to four people in connection with the incident,” and “one of the possible defendants is well known movie actor Alec Baldwin.” He’s, how do you say… “fucked?” Because given the circumstances of the past year, he can hardly use the excuse that he was shooting blanks.
No Surrogate This Time! Hilaria Baldwin Showed Off Her Baby Bump And Says She Feels “Nauseous”
Hilaria Baldwin continues to share her exciting new pregnancy journey with her fans and any unfortunate passersby on the streets of New York who had to navigate around her pap photoshoot to show off her baby bump looking like Mrs. Murdock the shop teacher from Grease, even though she was definitely going for more of a Stephanie Zinone from Grease 2 vibe. Yesterday, Hilaria took two opportunities to get her picture taken by paparazzi while wearing an acid wash jumpsuit. First, she took some solo glamor shots, and then later, she appeared wearing the same outfit dressed up with a fuzzy green jacket, pushing 2 of her 6 other babies in a stroller.
Hilaria Baldwin’s Uterus Is Going To Need Career Counseling
Hello, everyone! I’m Natasha, I live in the Seattle area and just joined the writers’ room. Michael has chained my ankle to the stripper pole in the basement next to my busted little desk, so after churning out some totally-not-under-duress posts for you today, I’ll channel Pimp Mama Kris and work that pole while the other writers toss shiny trinkets that sadly only sound like coins. It’s hazing week, y’all. On to the post!
According to People, Hilaria Baldwin and the exhausted, dehydrated peen attached to her husband, Alec Baldwin, are totally finished brewing the majority of the next generation in her magical fetus cave.