Kid Rock is suffering the consequences of his drunken tirade against Oprah Winfrey and others. Kid has been getting roasted by social groups, especially in Detroit where he’s been the target of the National Action Network (NAN) who planned a whole media event about it. Well, Kid has decided he can’t stand the heat and will quite literally be getting out of the kitchen. He ranted (hopefully sober this time) on Facebook saying that he’s closing his Made in Detroit restaurant at the Little Caesars Arena. And he also told Rev. Al Sharpton to screw off. Not in those words but… almost.
You can always count on any BET red carpet to provide some high fashion “moments”, and last night’s BET Awards was no exception. The MET Gala would have been smart to reference “BET red carpet” when trying to get clueless celebrities to grasp the concept of camp. RuPaul’s zebra suit would have looked right at home given the profusion of sequins, pastels, neon, and sculptural pieces that walked the BET carpet. For example, take aspiring rapper/entrepreneur/wig maker to the stars Cliff Vmir (above). His title alone is plenty camp, but throw in a chartreuse vinyl jumpsuit and top it off with a day-glo Victorian fringed lampshade, you’ve got a weenie roast with s’mores for dessert.
OG civil-rights activist (and long-lost member of The Temptations) Rev. Al Sharpton has been woke since before most of us knew how to wipe our asses. And recently, Rev. Al has been showcasing his newer, slimmer body in a series of selfies on his Instagram that can only be identified as what James Brown would look like now if he arose from the dead and became a Zumba instructor.
Nothing like a picture of Sarah Palin and Al Sharpton to make all political parties join together to say, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAH,” in unison.
When I first heard that the former Governor of Alaska and current Governor of Fame Whores, Sarah Palin, was going to be on Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary special, I prayed to my God above, Bea Arthur, that they’d give her a good 20 minutes to rant about whatever she wants to rant about, because her word salads (drenched in a dressing made of pure YES) are gold wrapped in gold. Sadly, the producers didn’t do that. Instead, Sarah Palin was part of Jerry Seinfeld’s Q&A where she joked about moistening the tip of SNL’s boner by running with Donald Trump in 2016. I know, I thought Sarah Palin was allergic to the lamestream media and Hollywood leftists, but I guess that allergy magically goes away when they invite her to an event with cameras.
Sarah sat next to Taylor Swift and they really should’ve kept a camera on them at all times and aired it as another 4-hour special, because this one moment was my everything:
Tay Tay looks like she’s busting out an, “Ugh, mom, you are embarrassing me,” eye roll. Some think that the new money Jill the Talking Doll looked annoyed that she had to touch arms with Mama Grizzly, but I don’t think Taylor was pissed that she had to sit next to Sarah Palin. I think she was pissed that Sarah looked hotter and more glamorous than her. Sorry, Tay, but you just can’t compete with Sarah Palin’s “mom getting her freak on during happy hour at T.G.I. Friday’s on a Saturday night” glamour.
Sarah told UsWeekly that everything from her clearance section Charlotte Russe dress to her bear pussy purse to her Chinese Laundry bootie shoes came from Bristol Palin’s closet. Bristol wore that same dress to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2011. Sarah proved she’s a true fashionista by making the look her own with the help of L’eggs hose and at least six Bump-Its in her hair. Sarah wore it better, obviously, because the “Gemma from Sons of Anarchy eloping at a 24-hour wedding chapel in Reno, NV” look is the look.