TMZ says that Kid Rock got absolutely shit-faced at his bar, the Honky Tonk in Nashville, Tennessee last week. And not only did he get plastered, but he got on his own stage to his own rendition of “drunken uncle at Thanksgiving dinner.” Kid Rock ranted about Oprah Winfrey, Joy Behar, and Kathie Lee Gifford, and said he’s definitely not racist… but honestly, it’s cool with him if you say he is.
Kid really hates Oprah, and talked shit about her including saying she could “suck dick sideways”. Joy Behar too. While visibly wasted, slurring his words and swaying, Kid got on stage and gave a slightly more coherent and much more aggressive version of a Kanye West sermon. He said:
“I’m not a bad guy, I’m just an honest guy that says: “Hey, I don’t like Oprah Winfrey or Joy Behar. They can suck dick sideways.” Sorry mom. …Hey you’re like… fucking bracelets… You’re weird… You call your people, I’ll call mine. …This is fuckin’ weird right? …Fuck Oprah Winfrey! … Fuck Kathie Gifford… And I’m the guy you want to be like: “Hey I want Kid Rock at my side.” …I’m not the bad guy… I’m the fucking guy you want like: “Hey… he’s pretty cool.” Oprah Winfrey’s like: “Hey, I’m gonna get some white women to believe in some shit–” Fuck her! She can suck dick sideways. And if you say that you’re like: “Hey… well… pretty sure Kid Rock’s a racist…” I’m like: “Okay fine… fuck off sideways.”“
Here it is in all its messiness:
So much to unpack. All that thrusting. Kid Rock thrusting is not something anyone needs to see as their Thanksgiving meal is still digesting.
Oprah obviously doesn’t have it for Kid Rock’s best friend Donald Trump. And Joy Behar cost Kid his job as a Christmas Grand Marshall. So his hate for them makes sense, but it’s unclear what Kathie Lee did.
And now that he’s dragged Oprah, her legion of fans are going to flood Honky Tonk’s Yelp page with bad reviews. Don’t swing for the Queen if you aren’t ready to deal with the Instagram mom army!