Category: Adrienne Bailon
Open Post: Hosted By Naturi Naughton Revealing That 3LW Used A Fake House For “MTV Cribs”
Prepare to be shocked! But MTV, the channel that brought us a show literally called The Real World, LIED TO US! Naturi Naughton, formerly of the girl group 3LW, revealed in an interview with The Breakfast Club that she and her groupmates, Adrienne Bailon and Kiely Williams, pretended to own a big house for the MTV series Cribs when in reality she didn’t even own a car. A famous person pretending to be richer than they are to maintain appearances?! Well, I never!
Open Post: Hosted By Gloria Gaynor And Charo Teaching You To Wash Your Hands
Coronavirus is the thing that everyone is talking about. It’s everywhere! People are sick, toilet paper is out of stock, and forget trying to find decently-priced hand sanitizer. So it’s easy to get overwhelmed. Well, listen up, the CDC says that thoroughly washing your hands is the way to go. Luckily for us, living legends Gloria Gaynor and Charo are both here to educate the masses on the best way to not catch death.
Adrienne Bailon Loves Being A D-List Celebrity
Tamera Mowry is thinking, “Can’t relate. I was in Twitches. I’m A-list forever.”
The name Adrienne Bailon may jump in your mind for many reasons. The girl group 3LW. The more popular girl group Cheetah Girls. Or her current job, hosting The Real. On a recent episode, Adrienne admitted that she is a D-List celebrity and also that she loves being one. Good for her. I mean, who wouldn’t want to make what regular people consider a shit ton of money by being on TV and making appearances or whatever? It’s about time someone finally gave a shoutout to the D-Listers who keep several awful reality shows alive. Celebrity Big Brother wouldn’t exist without you.
What Some Of The Daytime Talk Shows Did For Halloween
There are few things more American than the enduring tradition of daytime talk show Halloween hi-jinks. You take a bunch of middle-aged talking heads, a squad of professional makeup artists and costume designers, and a squealing studio audience; put ‘em in a pop culture blender on puree and voila! Whoopi Goldberg dressed as a purple baby vampire. And there’s no getting out of it at this point. It’s a whole thing now, everybody must participate. Do you think Ryan Seacrest enjoys sitting in a makeup chair for three hours and getting cinched up in a corset? I don’t know his life! But he does it whether he likes it or not.
Adrienne Bailon-Houghton Loves To Suck Toes
When I was little, I lived in the country and spent a lot of time wandering around outside flipping over rocks to find snakes and bugs and other fun things. That was the golden era before cellphones when kids had to entertain themselves without the aid of an electronic device, Goddammit! Well, I wish I could un-flip the rock that unearthed this tidbit of gossip, because when I woke up this morning I was blissfully unaware that Adrienne Bailon-Houghton, the only Cheetah Girl I can name who isn’t Raven-Symone, and my favorite Kartrashian ex, loves to suck on her man’s toes.
Chris Brown Proves He’s Still The Chris Brown-iest By Hissing At Adrienne Bailon On Instagram
I don’t know if I should prep you all by issuing an EXTREME DOUCHEBAG ALERT for this story, or just assume you already did that on your own when you saw Chris Brown’s face up there, but either way – extreme douchebag alert.
According to TMZ, society’s impacted wisdom tooth Chris Brown got all kinds of ragey after hearing that Adrienne Bailon was talking shit about his girlfriend Karrueche Tran yesterday on The Real. I guess the topic was assholes and the dum-dums who love them, because Adrienne shot out that the reason someone like Karrueche stays with someone like Chris despite the fact that he’s as pleasant as an infected toenail, is because she and her friends love the fame and all the perks that come with hanging around Chris Brown (if you can think of any, feel free to email me).
Once Chris found out someone was throwing shade at his lady, he took to Instagram to post a picture of Adrienne (which he later deleted) calling her a “trout mouth ass bitch“, as well as accusing her of keeping her legs open to married men and humping on a Kardashian (Rob) for fame. He also came for Adrienne’s The Real co-host Tamar Braxton, calling her a “Muppet face ass” and “the ugly sister“. Ooooh, RUDE DOT COM!
But even after he deleted the picture, he wasn’t done mouth-barfing hot shit. He then posted a video of himself to Instagram hissing that everybody is entitled to their opinion, that sometimes you’re the bug and sometimes you’re the windshield, and “what you drink don’t make me piss”, whatever the fuck that even means. Us Weekly says Karrueche then added to the drama by Instagramming a picture of herself and commenting: “Unlike most of you… I could care less about the opinions of others.. Drama doesn’t amuse me – so yes @tamarbraxton I do have a voice, just not like yours.. However my bf I can’t speak for.. We all know he has no chill.” No, don’t worry Karrueche – nobody has forgotten that your aggressive face-punching asshole boyfriend has “no chill.”
This fight is beyond.com. Trout mouth ass bitch? Muppet face ass??? As in, Tamar’s ass looks like the face of a Muppet? That doesn’t even make sense. Chris Brown, get your life! No, seriously, you’re too old for this shit.