Adrienne Bailon Defends Talking Shit About Rob Kardashian And Takes A Nasty Swipe At Kim Kardashian While Doing So

Earlier this week, Latina magazine released an interview they did with Rob Kardashian’s ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon (seen here looking like a factory second from Pimp Mama Kris’s Diskount Kim Warehouse) in which she referred to being associated with the Kardashians as “hurtful” to her career. Because she has nothing better to do, Kim Kardashian responded to Adrienne’s remarks by coming for her on Twitter. Instead of tweeting back “Calm down hooker, go take care of your kid” and calling it a day, Adrienne wrote a long-ass message and posted it to Instagram in an attempt to clarify her comments about Rob, but also to hiss hot fire back in Kim’s flammable face:

“Fame and a Career are two different things. I’ve always had a career. I have been working hard since I was 15 years old. Being someone’s “girlfriend” was never what I wanted to be famous for.

What makes you “famous” isn’t always what you want to be “labeled” as, or known for. If anyone should understand that…It should be you.

I also stated in the article that none of this would have stopped me from being in love and being in that relationship. I just would have gone about it differently. You can love someone just as much in private. We all learn from our first loves.”

Ooooh, that second line! Insert latriceroyaleshade.gif here. At first I didn’t think much of Adrienne, having fucked The Sock One and all, but now I want to send her a muffin basket filled with all blueberry crumbles (no raisin brans for that subtle shade-throwing bitch!). The library is open Kim, and your narcoleptic porn star ass just got READ. Ironically, that’s probably the first time Kim has ever been in a library.

And as much as I love Adrienne, and I really do, bitch has GOT TO STOP talking about the Kardashians! If I were in her position, I would go to my grave denying that I ever dated one of Kris Jenner’s krotch goblins.

Speaking of, here’s the Silly Putty-faced pimp herself along with her two best hookers leaving for Ibiza yesterday. Kris must have figured that if LiLo was there, it must be crawling with wealthy johns, so she packed up her highest-earning bitches. Click clack!

Pics: Instagram, Splash

Kim Kardashian Threw Shade At Adrienne Bailon On Twitter For Throwing Shade At Her Brother In A Magazine

Former Cheetah Girl and current…uh…discount JLo impersonator (??) Adrienne Bailon recently gave an interview to Latina magazine (via Daily Mail) that has seriously pissed off former porn star and Botox enthusiast Kim Kardashian. A long long time ago, before Rob Kardashian fell in love with cheeseburgers and cough syrup, he and Adrienne Bailon dated/fucked/whatever for two years. She even got his name tattooed on her ass (#truelove). But then it ended, like all Kardashian relationships do, when Rob’s dick got bored and started sniffing around.

All this happened more than 5 years ago, but I guess Adrienne is still pissed about Rob giving her a pair of Arthur George socks for her birthday or something, because she decided to dig up the rotten corpse of their long-dead relationship during her interview. And Latina was like “Sure, why not? What else are we going to talk about? 3LW?”

“To be stuck with that Kardashian label, that was so hurtful to me and to my career.  I probably realized that too late—not that it would’ve affected my decisions in terms of who I dated, but it would’ve affected my decision to appear on the show. At the time, I didn’t think anyone would even care. To this day, people will still say, ‘You ruined Rob’s life!’ and I’ll think, Damn, I was still playing with Barbie dolls when I met him.”

“It’s common knowledge that he cheated on me, and it always bothered me that people were like, ‘Pero, why couldn’t you forgive him?’ Why are women always the ones who have to forgive? He strategically planned things out so that he could cheat on me, and that to me was so disloyal.”

Upon hearing the news that someone would dare attempt to sully the unblemished reputation of the Kardashian name, Kim stormed off (aka sluggishly lurched like a lethargic zombie hooker) to Twitter to bitch out Adrienne:

Kim, you didn’t have to add “FROZEN VOICE” – everyone knows your voice sound like that of a recently-thawed caveman. But honestly, “So sad when people try to kick my brother when he is down”? THIS BITCH! Kim, please grab two chairs (one for each of your silicone-heavy ass cheeks) and take a seat. I’m sure if we looked under Rob’s shirt, we’d find permanent hoof-prints from all the kicking Kim has done. Kim is just pissed that Adrienne threw Rob under the bus without asking Kim for permission first. “Sorry bitch, but if anyone is going to get attention for talking shit about how useless my brother is, it’s me.” 

Adrienne Bailon Says That Brit Brit Can’t Hold A Conversation

Former 3LWer turned Cheetah Girl turned Kardashian fucker turned fired X-Factor “reporter” Adrienne Bailon is one of the screeching hyenas on The Real and during an episode the other day, she called out Brit Brit for having the conversation skills of a wet pork rind. THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION. You’d think that Brit Brit would be all into one of Chester Cheetah’s former hos, but she wasn’t. During a conversation about child stars who turned into messes, Adrienne brought up Brit Brit and says that she can’t talk on her own and all of her lines were fed into an earpiece.

“I worked with her on X-Factor. Not gonna to lie to you guys, like, I would sit to do my interviews with Demi, I did the behind-the-scenes stuff – she can’t hold a conversation! Like they had someone feed her what she’s supposed to say. She can’t hold a conversation.”

Yes, Adrienne admitted the obvious, but I’d rather have a team of conservators pulling my puppet strings and be drugged all the way up than have a Kartrashian’s name tattooed on my ass. That bitch Adrienne had the mark of Lucifer inked into her nalgas. Not being able to say words to another human > having a Kartrashian’s name tattooed into your ass flesh. Most hos who make the tragic decision of boning a Kartrashian usually get that painful memory lasered off of their brain. They don’t mark the occasion with a semi-permanent souvenir. Dumb trick. I swear, Adrienne needs to firmly plant her ass on a seat in the back row and not because she called out Brit Brit, but because nobody wants to see the place where Rob Kartrashian’s name used to be.

Here’s the clip of Adrienne pulling at Brit Brit’s weave with a bonus dingle from Loni Love:

So according to Loni Love, Brit Brit’s head-shaving, umbrella-wielding mental meltdown was “karma” for “taking” KFed’s trashy ass from Shar Jackson? That is some punishment. That’s like getting the death penalty for picking up a discarded used douche bottle off of the street.

via Gossip Cop