Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Are Getting Shit For Taking Another Private Jet Flight
As The Daily Mail points out, Prince Harry and wife Duchess Meghan took a SECOND PRIVATE PLANE just TWO DAYS after their recent Ibiza getaway “despite their long-running support for environmental causes.” You would think these two brutally murdered Captain Planet and then went off to laughingly use vast quantities of aerosol hairspray on themselves.
Prince Harry, Duchess Meghan, And Archie Reportedly Took A Secret Holiday To Ibiza
The Sun reports that Prince Harry, Duchess Meghan, and Archie went – pardon my British – off on holiday, and they managed to keep it all very hush-hush.
Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 53 – Well, Miley Did Tell Us That She Can’t Be Tamed
It’s our one anniversary from the day we sent you screaming to urgent care with a case of genital warts of the ear holes from listening to us. After we celebrate that, we talk about the fact that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth didn’t make it to their one year wedding anniversary. We also get into Kid Rock trying to get attention by dragging Taylor Swift, and Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank saying he spends $1,000 a day on food.
We also give our thoughts on Gwyneth Paltrow’s continuous shitty Marvel memory, Olivia Jade hitting us with razor sharp edginess (as Allison hits us with her rowing knowledge… and yes we now know it’s an “oar“), Alanis Morissette’s latest baby name, the pickle sandwich, and Britney Spears going to Target 80 times in a year.
We end with our reviews of the first episode of BH90210. WARNING: BH90210 may or may not have turned Allison into a Tori-stan. 5150 her!
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
Apple Pie Seagull!
Because I seem to have a thing for paying tribute to greedy motherfuckin’ seagulls, I am once again paying tribute to a greedy motherfuckin’ seagull. Only this one isn’t a shameless thief (that I know of). But this one is a true hero, because like an eager, hungry ho at an orgy, trick deep-throated that shit before any of the other birds could try to get some.
Open Post: Hosted By The Emoji House Of Revenge
A Manhattan Beach, CA homeowner is proving to be %100 percent THAT emoji-loving bitch by painting her house bright pink with two giant emojis on it after a neighbor snitched on her for using her house for short-term rentals. It used to be that snitches get stitches, now it’s a “shut up emoji” painted on your house to lessen your neighbor’s property value.
Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Have Broken Up Again
I’d probably have done a greater service to everyone reading if I had written the headline: Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Reminded Everyone They Were Still Dating By Breaking Up. Because Bella Hadid’s relationship with The Weeknd was one of those celebrity relationships that truly took a backseat to other, more pressing celebrity relationship news. Like Lindsay Lohan and her alleged new “friend“, or…well, literally anyone. I don’t know if there was anyone with their finger on the pulse of Bella and The Weeknd, but if there was, they probably noticed there hasn’t been any movement in a while.