If it looks like in the picture above, Katie Couric is thinking to herself, “Yup, your noses aren’t lying to you, I just farted,” that’s because she might have. That’s according to her former nanny, anyway.
Katie Couric’s new book Going There should have been called Bridge Burner because while she calls predatory pile of smug Matt Lauer a “decent” man who she sent words of love and support to during his downfall, she drags Deborah Norville, Martha Stewart, Diane Sawyer, Ashleigh Banfield, Ashleigh Banfield’s dad, and even her former nanny. According to Page Six, Katie writes in her book that her former nanny was like a human hybrid of The Hand That Rocks The Cradle and Single White Female, because the woman was delusional, obsessed, and tried to destroy her marriage. But the former nanny is biting back and says that Katie is like something out of an 80s comedy about a disgusting tween boy who gets trapped in the body of a fake ass news anchor. The nanny says that Katie was a farty, nose-picking slob who displayed her boogers on a pillow and turned her dirty underwear inside out inside of changing them for new ones. Well, if everybody in Katie’s life turns on her because of her book, she can always count on Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell taking her in.
A Manhattan Beach, CA homeowner is proving to be %100 percent THAT emoji-loving bitch by painting her house bright pink with two giant emojis on it after a neighbor snitched on her for using her house for short-term rentals. It used to be that snitches get stitches, now it’s a “shut up emoji” painted on your house to lessen your neighbor’s property value.
The level of petty coming out of The White House is almost admirable. I live for petty antics, but when the “leader” of the “free” world uses them to intimidate and punish his critics, it’s absolutely horrifying. Thank god it’s just DJ Omarosa we’re talking about. This time. According to The Hill, the Department of Justice filed a civil lawsuit against Donald Trump’s former Second Best Black Friend for failing to submit a financial disclosure report upon her “resignation” in December of 2017 when she was practically dragged out of The White House by her ear. The DOJ is claiming that in failing to file the report, Omarosa committed an ethics violation (oh that’s rich) and they are seeking a fine of up to $50,000. Like I said, PEH-TEE.
When us regular bitches want to get revenge on an ex, we have to do time-consuming shit like wait until they’ve watched the second to the last episode of House of Cards before canceling the Netflix account of ours they still use. Or replace their fapping lotion of choice with extra-strengh Nair. But when a moneybags bitch wants to get revenge on an ex, he just has to command one of his assistants to get a humongous picture of him and new piece plastered onto the almost-home of his ex . That’s exactly what billionaire developer Harry Macklowe did. Harry splattered a picture of him with his fiancee on a Park Avenue building that his ex was trying to live in. Sure, that’s level 8 petty, but Harry could’ve gone to level 10 petty by splattering a picture of him and his fiancee onto a building across from where his ex lives. Although, that would’ve done wonders for his ex’s bowels since she would’ve been inspired to drop a turd every time she stared at his giant face.