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August 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Apple Pie Seagull!

Because I seem to have a thing for paying tribute to greedy motherfuckin’ seagulls, I am once again paying tribute to a greedy motherfuckin’ seagull. Only this one isn’t a shameless thief (that I know of). But this one is a true hero, because like an eager, hungry ho at an orgy, trick deep-throated that shit before any of the other birds could try to get some.

The video was taken outside of a McDonald’s in Newport, Oregon as humans were surrounded by a bunch of birds. These humans must obviously be the kind of rich humans who can confidently use their debit card without calling to check the balance first, because they nonchalantly threw an entire McDonald’s apple pie at those birds. There’s rich and then there’s “throw an entire McDonald’s apple pie at some birds” rich. That’s being part of THEE ELITE! But this isn’t about them, this is about the seagull making everyone Google, “Can birds get Diabetes?“, by gobbling up an apple pie.

And the citizens of Newport, Oregon are probably wondering why it stormed massive amounts of seagull shit all over them the other day. You now know why.

Pic: YouTube

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