Hot Slut Of The Day!
Froot Loops Cereal Straws!
Plastic straws are slowly and slowly becoming an environment-ruining thing of the past (which is why I bring penis paper straws with me to every restaurant I go), so now is the time for Froot Loops Cereal Straws to make their triumphant return. It is their time!
Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 49 – It’s A ScarJo World After All
It’s all about the Emmys for the first part of this episode, and Allison and I start off with slandering Game of Thrones left and right (so plug your ears GoT nerds) and then we end with Allison cooing out an ode to Ripped Mac from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. After our Emmys coverage, we talk about how Scarlett Johansson is pretty much the God of acting since she as an actor should be able to play anyone and anything. And then we end the first part with the meth gators of Tennessee (NOT FLORIDA!) and how much Allison and I overanalyze punctuation in text messages.
We also get into Lashana Lynch as 007, Austin Butler as Elvis, Harry Styles as Prince Eric, Grimes as a lie-telling troll, and we wonder if swimming in a pool counts as bathing. And a little correction, in this episode I say that Angela Lansbury has been nominated for 17 Emmys. She’s been nominated 18 times. I will never forgive myself for this mistake about an international treasure!!
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Channing Tatum Is Freaking Out Over An Astrology App
Sometimes, celebrities tend to overshare on their social media. And whenever they do, you can best believe most people will be there to watch and judge like, “What the hell are they on?” Prepare yourselvesm children, for there is a brand new WTF video going around and it stars Channing Tatum as a confused man filled with many questions. And no, one of those questions isn’t, “Should I buy new G-strings for Magic Mike 3?” Think more along the lines of a guy who got completely stoned and began questioning an astrology app that really dug too deep into all of his personal business. You can also file this under: the things Channing Tatum will do for a check!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Enchanted Palace!
If Disney truly wanted to make that Maleficent 2 mess an opulent spectacle, they’d model the set after the extravagantly luxurious Enchanted Palace board game (although they probably don’t have the budget for it). Enchanted Palace came out in 1994 and was marketed toward little girls (and the gay brother who’d steal that shit from their asses and play it by himself on the down-low in his closet). Not only did the board game make people say, “Holy shit, did an Oscar-winning set designer from Hollywood build that just for you?”, it also had STORY!
Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 47 – Allison The American Citizen?
We commemorate the born day of America with a little test, a test that I would totally get an F- at. I ask Allison questions from The Naturalization Test to see if she has the knowledge needed to proclaim that she’s AN AMERICAN CITIZEN while getting arrested in Atlanta like Laura Jeanne Poon (aka Reese Witherspoon). But before we find out if Allison is an official American citizen (yes, the test I give her is official and counts), we get into the Taylor Swift vs. Scooter Braun debacle, we dreamcast The Little Mermaid movie, and then we test our gag reflexes on the cucumber challenge.
We also quickly talk about everybody getting married over the weekend, Karlie Kloss quitting Victoria’s Secret because of her feminist values, the dudes in the running to be Elvis, the half-cake thief of Walmart, and Delta’s plan to booze you up on their international flights.
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
Zack MacLeod Pinsent, the 25-year-old British gentleman who dandies it up every single day of the year!
When I put on a mostly clean pair of pants (and yes, sweatpants count as pants), and put on a shirt that requires actual buttons to fasten up, I expect people I come across to curtsy in front of me while saying, “Good day, me lord.” Like, I’m that fucking fancy. But my kind fancy is absolutely homely raggedy trash (“You think?” – anyone with eyes) compared to the Jane Austen-ness that Zack MacLeod Pinsent decorates the streets with all day, every day.