The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 15th!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Legolas 92, the horse who stole the whole show during the dressage individual grand prix freestyle competition at the Olympics!
Everyone is giving attention to Spain’s Severo Jurado López and his horse Lorenzo who trotted out moves to Carlos Santana’s Smooth (ft. Rob Thomas), the song that set fire to the loins and limbs of middle-aged women everywhere. Don’t act like your auntie didn’t scream out, “This is my jam!”, before kicking off her party chancletas, grabbing her Solo cup full of white wine and 7Up and serving up sweet moves in the middle of the patio to “Smooth” at a family get-together. Severo and Lorenzo definitely deserve attention for bringing back a song my brain tried hard to forget, but most of the attention should go to Legolas!
Birthday Sluts
Lesley Ann Warren (70)
Greyson Chance (19)
Cameron Monaghan (23)
Evanna Lynch (25)
Rumer Willis (28)
Parker Young (28)
Shawn Pyfrom (30)
Agnes Bruckner (31)
Cristin Milioti (31)
Cam Gigandet (34)
Vanessa Carlton (36)
Emily Robison (44)
Andy Milder (47)
Jase Robertson (47)
Donovan Leitch (49)
Steve Carell (54)
Timothy Hutton (56)
Madonna (58)
Angela Bassett (58)
Laura Innes (59)
James Cameron (62)
Kathie Lee Gifford (63)
Dee Hoty (64)
Julie Newmar (83)
Ann Blyth (88)
Pic: Paramount
Night Crumbs
Gwen Stefani’s roots have gotten touched up every single week for the past 20 years. I’m sure you will stand up and slow clap for Gwen Stefani’s commitment to beauty right after you recover from the shock of finding out that her hair isn’t naturally bleach blond – Celebitchy
Nate Parker and Fox Searchlight have gone into full Oscar campaign mode by talking about the rape charges he faced in 1999 – Lainey Gossip
Kim Richards is a horse whisperer now – Reality Tea
Cookie Lyon better make room for her first OSCUH! – Jezebel
Bella Hadid’s nipples are in French Vogue – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Tweets from Blake Shelton’s past have come back to haunt his hillbilly ass – The Superficial
Nyle DiMarco is doing Chippendales and that is some good panty creaming news, but will somebody please tell me when he makes an appearance on DancingBear.com? – Towleroad
I’m assuming that “ICK. NAST.” is in Webster’s dictionary, and well, now there’s a new picture to go with its definition – The Nip Slip
Today in WTF: Billy Corgan is the president of a wrestling organization. I really hope “tricks from the 90s heading wrestling organizations” becomes a trend, because I really want Courtney Love to become the head of GLOW – Egotastic!
Comedy Central’s The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore will be gone forever after Thursday night – Pajiba
In case you haven’t seen it, here’s a hero calmly rescuing a woman and her dog from her sinking Miata in Baton Rouge – Hollywood Tuna
Ireland Baldwin tried and failed to beat Ariel Winter in the coochie cutters game – Popoholic
Bella Thorne and her British piece are over – SOW
Panty Creamer of the Day: Tyson Beckford’s nipples on the beach – Popsugar
The trailer for Robbin’ Chyna is so genuine, so real and so spontaneous – Just Jared
And now for a palate cleanser: Dick Van Dyke turning the world on with a smile by singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in a Denny’s – Boy Culture
Pic: Wenn.com
Chris Evans’ Dog Won’t Let Him Do Push-Ups For A Good Cause
The #22PushUpChallenge is kind of like the ice bucket challenge, but instead of famous types getting hard nips by dousing themselves in an ice bath, they have to do 22 push-ups. The challenge was started by the site 22Kill to bring awareness to veteran suicide prevention. The 22 represents the number of veterans who die from suicide every single day. Scott Eastwood, DJ Tanner, Vincent D’Onofrio, Chris Pratt, Anna Faris and The Rock have all done it. I didn’t even know it was possible to do 22 push-ups. My lazy bones and non-existent muscles got worn out from just typing “22 pushups” and now I need to slather Icy Hot on my body. And The Rock doing 22 push-ups is like us picking up a Q-Tip. He can do them in his sleep, literally. While some people sleep walk, The Rock sleep push-ups.
But anyway, John Krasinski did it and nominated Captain America and Jenny Slate’s man, Chris Evans. A dog was around when John and The Rock did their push-up challenge, so Chris Evans also brought out his cute dog Dodger.
Tom Hiddleston Wants You To Know There Are A Lot Of “False” Stories Out There About ToTay
“Oh my sweet little sticky toffee puddin’ – of course there are! As a wise philosopher once said: If your PR team isn’t leaking fake stories about showing up to the Emmys wearing an engagement ring, do they even exist at all?”
Tom Hiddleston, one-half of Taylor Swift’s living Tommy Hilfiger ad, recently did a Facebook Live Q&A with The Hollywood Reporter to promote The Night Manager. Of course it didn’t take long before the conversation turned to Tom’s whirlwind summertime romance with the singing snake.