Open Post: Hosted By Supergirl And Wonder Woman
Millennials are looking at that pic like, “That’s not Gal Gadot!” And us Gen-Old-Whore-ers are looking at that pic like, “That’s not Helen Slater!”
I don’t watch Supergirl, because in the 80s I made a vow to never watch a Supergirl movie, TV show or whatever that doesn’t co-star Faye Dunaway and Brenda Vaccaro. So I have no idea if what I’m about to write is a spoiler or not, but you’ve been warned.
Lynda Carter is playing the President of the United States in several episodes of the second season of Supergirl, and she shot scenes yesterday in Vancouver. Melissa Benoist posted a picture on Instagram of herself and the only Wonder Woman who matters! It is a damn shame that Supergirl moved to The CW and isn’t on CBS anymore. Because if it was still at CBS, the executives would give the oldies what they really want by revealing in the first episode of the season that POTUS is actually Wonder Woman, and they’d eventually phase out Supergirl and change the name of the show to The Wonder Woman Show Starring Lynda Carter! The ratings would fly higher than Supergirl ever could. Well, the ratings would be good as long as CBS didn’t air it opposite Antiques Roadshow.
Pics: Instagram, FameFlynet
Steven Tyler Isn’t Happy That Disney World Removed His Shocker From The Rock N’ Roller Coaster Ride
The Walt Disney Company has a long and storied history of unintentional rudeness. Like the priest’s cartoon boner in The Little Mermaid, or the stars spelling out S-E-X in The Lion King, or the fact that Donald walks around without any pants like a damn duck pervert. The accidental rudeness extends to their theme parks as well. There’s a ride at Disney’s Hollywood Studios in Orlando, FL called the Rock N’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith.. It’s a roller coaster starring Aerosmith, and it features Steven Tyler throwing up what looks like an obscene hand gesture. Well, those pearl-clutching prudes at Disney finally caught wind about Steven’s unintentionally filthy hand, and now it’s gone forever. And Steven Tyler is angry that they had the audacity to do so.
So Much For That Trump Check
NeNe Leakes of the Real Housewives of Atlanta better use some liquid nails to glue down her wig, eyelashes, diamonds and bright white mouth-Chiclets, because the IRS may try to snatch her shit as payment. NeNe is always going on about how she’s VERY rich, bitch, and every time she says that, the IRS must look at the balance on her account like, “Oh really, bitch?” Because People reports that Linnethia Leakes is the latest Housewife to get into trouble with the tax man. She reportedly owes a grand total of $824,366.01 for taxes she didn’t pay in 2014. I’ve seen every single episode of RHoA, including last season, and I still can’t keep up with who currently hates who, so just insert the name of NeNe’s biggest current rival in the next sentence. [Insert name] must be filling the state of Georgia with her gleeful cackles today.
JEEEEEEEAH! The International Scandal Of Our Time Is Finally Over!
Everybody can finally relax and un-clench our ass cheeks, because we’re not going into World War III thanks to Ryan Lochte’s pee. (That rhymed and I’m not proud of it.) Gunnar Bentz and Jack Conger (not pictured), the two swimmers who were never facing an indictment because they never filed a police report, were released by authorities in Rio and are back in the U.S. Their lawyer told NBC News that they had nothing to do with Ryan’s robbery story. Jimmy Feigen (not pictured), who was facing an indictment with Ryan since they filed a police report, agreed to pay a $10,800 donation to a Brazilian charity to resolve the case. He can now leave Brazil. And Ryan Lochte (pictured), the mastermind of it all, has apologized. It is over….until 2020 when Ryan does it all over again in Tokyo.
Avril Lavigne And Ryan Cabrera Might Be A Thing Now
Speaking of people you haven’t really thought of since the MTV days of mid-2000s. Hot Topic’s unofficial mascot Avril Lavigne has been split up from Canada’s original shame (sorry Bieber) Chad Kroeger for almost a year. It appears that she’s finally ready to love again, and it looks like she’s chosen someone who is also taking forever to grow out of their ~sO eDGy~ pop punk mall rat phase.
Things Got Messy Between Diddy And Cassie On Wednesday Night
It’s been so long since I’ve heard anything about Diddy and his sexy life partner Cassie, that I just assumed they weren’t together anymore. I figured Cassie had moved on to another millionaire with only one name (probably Snoopy), while Diddy had made the next logical relationship step for a crazy rich guy: a $2.5 million high-tech robot from Japan called the miWife. As it turns out, they were still very much together. Well, at least until Wednesday night they were.