Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 15, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

The horny priest from The Little Mermaid!

The day one of my friends pointed out the growing boner on the priest from The Little Mermaid is the day that I learned my mind can be blown. The holy spirit of erections took over that priest. Do you blame that horny priest, though? Prince Eric is hot! Real talk, this priest should’ve been the Pope. He’s perfect. He’s really old, he would’ve broken barriers by being the first cartoon Pope and he’s totally open about getting hard for hot dudes. If you’ve never seen this clip before, keep your eyes on the priest’s crotch (like I needed to tell your pervy ass that). Bitch ain’t got knees, but he does have a hard peen.

Because of this and the kingdom of golden peens on the VHS cover, The Little Mermaid is my favorite Disney porn.

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