Oprah Winfrey gives a preview of her holiday favorite things: the trump punching bag.

You get a trump to punch! You get. Trump to punch, everyone gets a trump to punch!!!! – meh

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Turns out these rubbers are more effective birth control than the traditional ones. – vernicious 

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The dog who got into a losing, downhill battle with nature and gravity. 

Benjamin Baele posted a video of the fight and struggles his American Alsatian dog goes through every time that pooch sees a stream of water freely flowing along the curb. I feel this dog’s inner conflict. When I was a kid and would see a river of water rushing down the gutter in front of my house (from a neighbor washing their car in the driveway, or whatever), I’d grab some toys and immediately build a DIY dam to try to stop the FLOOD. In my mind, I imagined a gutter village of little people down the road that would be wiped out by that devastating flood and I made it my mission to save their tiny gutter-living lives. (And yes, by “when I was a kid,” I meant that I did that three weekends ago when I was at my mom’s house.)

This dog could be trying to save a village of tiny gutter people, or maybe pooch is a water conservationist. If doggy is a water conservationist, then California’s Department of Water Resources should hire it immediately. This dog could be the answer to ending the drought!

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The most frustrating part of that video is that it cuts off. Does doggy ever stop the water?! But you know, that video is a metaphor for life. Half of us are that high-strung ass dog trying to stop an unstoppable stream of water and the other half of us have already given up and are taking hits from a bong while watching that water flow.

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Over the weekend, Taylor Swift’s private jet flew into the same airport in England she flew into to meet Tom Hiddleston’s family. What does it all mean?! It either means nothing or it means that we’re going to get a sequel to the international nightmare that was ToTay!  – Lainey Gossip 

Tara Reid is giving me “holiday Goddess Bunny” vibes in her Slutoween costume, and well, I do like her exquisite Lucite heels – Celebitchy

Countess LuAnn had her bachelorette party in Miami and La Bruja’s daughter showed up but La Bruja herself didn’t. In other words, that party was probably trash – Reality Tea 

Bella Thorne served up some pink cowgirl elegance on Slutoween – Drunken Stepfather

And some zombie cheerleader elegance too… – Hollywood Tuna 

Kylie Jenner did herself up as a Dirrty-era Xtina and now my soul feels dirty for not hating it – The Superficial

Finally, having dead eyes paid off for The Slow One – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip

Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black carved pumpkins as Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Hey, who am I to judge what kind of kinky shit a couple gets into? – Towleroad

And here’s Courtney Stodden looking like something straight out of a porn parody of It – OMG Blog

That dragon looks like it’s enjoying the shade underneath Salma Hayek’s chichi – Popoholic

Whatever, poke at me when Disney does a live-action remake of The Black Cauldron – Just Jared

Tippi Hedren says that Alfred Hitchcock didn’t only emotionally torment her, she says he sexually assaulted her too – IDLYITW

If you don’t have kids, Adele salutes you for your bravery! – Jezebel

Basement Baby left out yet again! – Popsugar

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The tragic end of Mariah Carey and James Packer’s love has been blamed on everything from her spending his cash like crazy to him being a violent crazy. But now sources close to Mimi says that their blessed union crumbled like one’s sanity after joining Scientology because of James Packer’s relationship with his business manager, Tommy Davis, who was once the main spokesperson for that cult of alien crazies. Goddamn Xenudamn you, L. Ron Hubbard, for ruining the opulent wedding of this century!

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Panty Creamer Hall of Famer Idris Elba is currently shooting a “docu-series” for Discovery UK that follows him as he lives out his dream of being a professional kickboxer. Idris pounded and fisted a dude in a match over the weekend and sitting in the front row was Madonna, who posted a clip of him in action on Instagram. Idris and some of his friends celebrated his kickboxing debut at a restaurant in London called M, and Madge was papped going in. A witness tells The Sun that once inside, Idris risked getting his soul sucked out of his body by putting his mouth on the mouth of the always-thirsty High Priestess of the Illuminati.

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