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The dog who got into a losing, downhill battle with nature and gravity.
Benjamin Baele posted a video of the fight and struggles his American Alsatian dog goes through every time that pooch sees a stream of water freely flowing along the curb. I feel this dog’s inner conflict. When I was a kid and would see a river of water rushing down the gutter in front of my house (from a neighbor washing their car in the driveway, or whatever), I’d grab some toys and immediately build a DIY dam to try to stop the FLOOD. In my mind, I imagined a gutter village of little people down the road that would be wiped out by that devastating flood and I made it my mission to save their tiny gutter-living lives. (And yes, by “when I was a kid,” I meant that I did that three weekends ago when I was at my mom’s house.)
This dog could be trying to save a village of tiny gutter people, or maybe pooch is a water conservationist. If doggy is a water conservationist, then California’s Department of Water Resources should hire it immediately. This dog could be the answer to ending the drought!
https://youtu.be/GIsNjr-HO1w
The most frustrating part of that video is that it cuts off. Does doggy ever stop the water?! But you know, that video is a metaphor for life. Half of us are that high-strung ass dog trying to stop an unstoppable stream of water and the other half of us have already given up and are taking hits from a bong while watching that water flow.
via Reddit (For Leslie)