Scientology Ruins EVERYTHING Including Mimi’s Billionaire Wife Dreams

October 31, 2016 / Posted by:

The tragic end of Mariah Carey and James Packer’s love has been blamed on everything from her spending his cash like crazy to him being a violent crazy. But now sources close to Mimi says that their blessed union crumbled like one’s sanity after joining Scientology because of James Packer’s relationship with his business manager, Tommy Davis, who was once the main spokesperson for that cult of alien crazies. Goddamn Xenudamn you, L. Ron Hubbard, for ruining the opulent wedding of this century!

James Packer was a Scientologist for about 4 years but reportedly left for good in 2006. But sources tell Page Six that he’s still doing certain Scientology programs and is pretty much under the control of Anne Archer’s son (aka Tommy Davis). Tommy allegedly told Billionaire Shrek to “disconnect” from Mimi and also put him through Scientology’s “Purification Rundown.” The sources went on to say that after that messy fight on James’ yacht in Greece, he kicked Mimi off the boat and then ordered her to move out of his mansion in Calabasas, CA. Mimi says that James became a totally different person and thinks that Tommy Davis’ shifty ass brainwashed him.

“Mariah and James were looking at homes in Beverly Hills to buy together in August, everything was fine, he was saying she was his soulmate, and he couldn’t wait to marry her. Then suddenly he changed. In September, James suddenly seemed not like himself at all. Mariah is suspicious of Tommy, who has been managing James’ finances, and she suspects he is controlling him.

Mariah was stunned. To see the man you are going to marry change overnight. It was like he was a different person. She became very concerned and didn’t know how to deal with his sudden change of heart. It is heartbreaking for her.”

Page Six’s sources are probably the same as TMZ’s, because TMZ has the same story. They add that Mimi refused to be kicked out of James’ mansion and didn’t leave. Mimi is demanding that James give her $50 million for pain, suffering and loss of wages, and she also wants him to buy her a house in Beverly Hills. I always suspected that Mimi had every ounce of shame lipo’d out of her body and now it’s confirmed. If she gets that $50 million plus a Beverly Hills mansion, she will be given sainthood by the Church of Gold Diggers for getting that fortune without even having to give up the coochie.

But sources close to James (read: Tommy, most likely) say that the story that Mimi’s sources is telling is about as real as the size of her waist in her Photoshopped-to-heaven-and-back pictures. They say that Tommy isn’t controlling James’ mind, but it is Tommy’s job to look at his finances and make suggestions about how money is being spent. Another source tells TMZ that James brought Tommy in to help him control his spending and that Tommy immediately pointed out the lavish gifts he was buying Mimi. Tommy and Mimi’s manager Stella Bulochnikov (the one that everyone hates) fought a lot about that, apparently.

Maybe Mimi will finally be the one to take down Scientology for once and for all! If Scientology never existed, then Tommy Davis would’ve never been a member and he never would’ve learned the mind control skills he used to get James Packer to cut off Mimi financially and she’d still be able to flutter through Cartier and say, “Pack up the whole store, dahlings!” Mimi needs to go after Scientology! Good luck to those crazies if she does. Because hell hath no fury like a luxurious butterfly who now has to spend her own damn money.

Here’s Mimi dressed like a MILF Guns ‘N Roses groupie circa 1991 while oh-so-subtly showing off her $10 million engagement as she leaves a restaurant in L.A. last night.

Pics: Splash

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