Idris Elba Says That He’s Not Doing Madonna

October 31, 2016 / Posted by:

Panty Creamer Hall of Famer Idris Elba is currently shooting a “docu-series” for Discovery UK that follows him as he lives out his dream of being a professional kickboxer. Idris pounded and fisted a dude in a match over the weekend and sitting in the front row was Madonna, who posted a clip of him in action on Instagram. Idris and some of his friends celebrated his kickboxing debut at a restaurant in London called M, and Madge was papped going in. A witness tells The Sun that once inside, Idris risked getting his soul sucked out of his body by putting his mouth on the mouth of the always-thirsty High Priestess of the Illuminati.

The “witness” dribbled this out:

 “They arrived together at around 3am and were all over each other. There was nothing subtle about it, no attempt to hide. It was very blatant. They were at the party for about an hour, they would dance, go off to smooch, then mingle a bit more. They only had eyes for each other. That seemed very, very clear.”

The last time I wrote about what Idris Elba’s dick has been up to, he had gotten back together with his baby mother. So either they broke up, or she doesn’t care that his peen wanders into a side trick, or she doesn’t know that his peen may wander into a side trick, or The Sun’s witness made it all up. Idris tweeted that it’s the last one and made it clear that you won’t find scratches on his peen from Madge’s oh-so-edgy grills.

But notice how he didn’t deny sucking on Madge’s newest face?

The tips of your nips got hard while reading “No motherfuckers,” right? I love Idris cursing us out in tweets. I hope that the tabloids keep writing about how Idris is wet humping on Madge’s Illuminati cougar puss, because then he may keep hardening nips by cursing everyone out in tweets. “Idris Elba cursing you out in a tweet” needs its own category on PornHub.

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