Birthday Sluts
Gerard Butler (47)
Stella Hudgens (21)
Kumi Koda (34)
Michael Copon (34)
Monique Coleman (36)
Metta World Peace (37)
Aisha Hinds (41)
Jordan Bridges (43)
Noah Hathaway (45)
Stephen Full (47)
Steve Zahn (49)
Jimmy Kimmel (49)
Kelly Cutrone (51)
Neil Flynn (56)
Whoopi Goldberg (61)
Chris Noth (62)
Frances Conroy (63)
Tracy Scoggins (63)
Joe Mantegna (69)
Garry Marshall (1934-2016)
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Open Post: Hosted By A Bear With Moves Advertising “Planet Earth II”
Planet Earth II’s (premiering here in the US in January 2017) is going to be a sexy series! We’ve already met that hard-up sloth looking for a piece. Now they’ve introduced this sexy bear turning a tree (and us) on with its sensual movements. Animal strippers everywhere just packed up their pasties and dropped out of the woodland exotic dancing game having realized that they can’t compete with this bear causing booty-friction! You can’t see it but that tree just started flipping out ones to make it rain on his furry ass. Let me tell you, bears have moves you don’t even know about. It’s one of the reasons I’m married to one. A bear, I mean. The gay kind. The gay HUMAN kind. Pervs!
Check out sexy dancing bear below.
Steve Howey And Sarah Shahi Are Being Sued By Their Former Nanny For Allegedly Sketchy Behavior
This story is probably going to make you go all C+C Music Factory when trying to place the participants. I’m there with you, but it’s this or the 24-hr Trump Channel, and we’ve got four fucking years to watch that. Steve Howey (the lanky guy that plays the bartending neighbor on Shameless) and his wife Sarah Shahi (she played a killing machine on Person of Interest – yes, I watched Person of Interest, I know, supposedly a life is arriving by Amazon drone for me any day now) are being sued by their former nanny for basically and allegedly being assholes.
The Photo That Taylor Swift Says Depicts Her Being Groped Has Made Its Way Online
Well, if this week wasn’t negatively charged enough, the image that Taylor Swift says shows Colorado DJ David Mueller feeling her up without her consent has been posted online. It’s the one that she wanted to keep off the path of people’s eyeballs. Welcome to the age of the internet, Taylor. I know. People suck.
Oprah Still Has “Hope” About Donald Trump Being President…….
Entertainment Tonight caught up with our actual ruler and asked the question that’s on everybody’s minds post-Trump winning the POTUS job – “How does Oprah Winfrey feel?”
Brad Pitt Might Have Audio Tapes Of Angelina Jolie That Would Make Her Look Bad
Let’s take bets. Which god-awful mess do you think will run longer – the Trump presidency or Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce situation? I’m putting my Keno money down on Brad and Angie. Trump might only have four years to torture us. Think about it… Jennifer Aniston is still managing to find herself on magazine covers, and Brad left her ass over 12 years ago.