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Serena Williams got engaged to Reddit co-founder, Alexis Ohanian, and she announced it with a poem on Reddit. At the top of the list of random things have happened this year is the Queen of Tennis being so damn dickmatized by the co-founder of Reddit that she wrote a poem about their engagement. And don’t worry about Drake, he’s probably drying his sad tears on JLo’s nalgas as I type this  – Jezebel

Sorry, Scott Eastwood, but your application for Pussy Posse membership is incomplete without pictures and stats of all the new models you’re going to bring into the crew – Lainey Gossip

Brad Pitt had a “cordial” Christmas hang out with his children. The use of the word “cordial” makes it sound like everyone was quiet and after Brad handed gifts over to his kids, they threw him a look that said, “The gift receipt better be in here because I’m returning it.” Sounds just like past Christmases with my dad! – Celebitchy

My guess is that  Chanel West Coast is on her way to mass in that ensemble. Because that outfit is so demure that it’s fit for God – Drunken Stepfather

Charlie Sheen wants 2016 to take Donald Trump next. Charlie better watch it or he’s going to end up at the top of Trump’s deportation list. Hey, Charlie is part Spanish and that’s practically Mexican to Trump! – The Superficial

Peter Thomas of the Real Housewives of Atlanta wants everyone to think that Bravo is giving him a spin-off show. Bravo will be dead to me if they give Papa Smurf a spin-off show before they give one to Mama Joyce – Reality Tea 

Emily RideAJetSki gave eyeglass fetishists a little gift for the holidays – Popoholic

Here’s Stella Maxwell, Kristen Stewart’s new full-time fuck partner, doing her day job – Hollywood Tuna

I need to slap my eyeballs several times for mistaking a Kartrashian hanger-on for Alexis Arquette – WWTDD

George Michael’s partner put out an unreleased song of his – OMG Blog

T.I. and Tiny are that melodramatic couple who file for divorce one minute, and get back together the next – HipHopDX

Ellen Pompeo and Chris Ivery’s holiday has been filled with newborn wails and baby drool, because they’re parents again – Popsugar

The !!!OUTRAGE!!! machine really went into overdrive over Steve Martin’s tweet about Carrie Fisher – Just Jared

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Many weird and gross things have happened on airplanes and Kumail Nanjiani (aka Dinesh from Silicon Valley) recently experienced peak-airplane awkwardness. And he later tweeted about it.

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In today’s “Why You Actin’ Like An Ass?” news, is infamous sex inventor Trey Songz and his arrest in Detroit, Michigan on Wednesday night.

AP News reports that the Say Ahh singer (real name: Tremaine Neverson) had a whole meltdown at the Joe Louis Arena (during FM 98 WJLB’s Big Show at the Joe) once he was informed by organizers that he needed to vacate the stage by 11:30pm. Initially, he taunted them by saying stupid shit like “I wish a bitch WOULD turn my mic off!” Well, wishes come true! They shut that shit off. And instead of getting his ass off the stage, Trey rebelled in true Half-Past My Fifteen Minutes fashion.

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You’re doing fashion right if people look at you and don’t know whether that’s a real outfit on your body or if they somehow woke up on October 31st and you’re going to a costume party dressed as the rejected groupie of Florida’s fourth most popular Mötley Crüe cover band.

Phoebe Price and Shauna Sand’s heir apparent Bella Thorne somehow managed to glue together the pieces of her broken heart after two STUNT QUEEN relationships failed to reach long-term contract negotiations, and got herself a new look. Normally, I’d scream ILLEGAL over a ginger (even a faux ginger like Bella) erasing the sun’s rays from her hair by dying it, but in this case, I love it!

That black/blue hair color mixed with that 80s Sunset Strip hooker ensemble makes Bella look like the face of Alan’s of North Hollywood’s (that’s Frederick’s of Hollywood’s stepbrother) collection inspired by The Misfits (I’m talking about The Misfits from Jem, not the other band). Bella also looks like she’s doing fuck-effort Vine from GLOW cosplay.

In other words, Bella Thorne is continuing to show the world that she is the future of style, grace and pure glamour.

Here’s more of Bella delivering loads of blue-haired Cherie Currie perfection while going to a party in L.A. last night with my other new favorite fashion icon Keke Palmer.

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Of course my first question was: “Was he there being treated for konstant fame whore exposure?” Nope, not yet. Sadly there’s no cure for that. Rob Kardashian was actually in the hospital because he had a health scare after his diabetes started acting up. TMZ says that on Wednesday evening, Rob Kardashian was admitted to the hospital around 9:45 for “medical distress.”

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