Night Crumbs

Somebody get those Nepo Babies a Gucci pacifier because some of them are still crying nepo tears over New York Magazine’s cover story on the nepotism children of show business. Case in point: Eve Hewson, Bono’s actress daughter who’s been in Bad Sisters and Behind Her Eyes, had the time and burped up a three-day series of tweets and comments about this. Eve jokingly cried about not being featured in the issue (it turns out she was), said that the president of New York Magazine’s parent company is a nepo baby too, called the article an act of clickbait suckery, and also left comments on NY Mag’s Instagram account. When people basically let Eve know that she’s the new poster child for The Nepo Baby Doth Protest Too Much, she claimed she was mostly joking and was drunk. Okay, the second one, I believe, but not the first since you can tell she’s mad! And Eve has said before that she didn’t inherit her dad’s musical talent, but it looks like she did inherit something from her dad, his ego – Uproxx
My thoughts and prayers are with the family of the poor bee who sadly lost its life thanks to Chris Pratt! – Just Jared
Good news for alleged on-set menace Jeff Garlin, he’s been pulled out of the “cancel corner” and given a role on Mindy Kaling’s Never Have I Ever – Pajiba
Aubrey Plaza called Drew Barrymore “mommy,” and that is definitely someone’s kink – OMG Blog
Producers at local news station KWWL in Waterloo, Iowa decided to put a big lump of coal in their sports reporter’s stocking by pushing him out into the taint-freezing cold to cover the weather since all sporting events were canceled. The sports reporter Mark Woodley was not amused and let viewers know that the weather forecast was Grouchy with a chance of quitting this bitch. And from now, I only want to watch weather reports from sports dudes – SOW
Orlando Brown of That’s So Raven has been in a bad place for a while now, and well, he’s still a resident of the bad place. Because Orlando was arrested for domestic violence and added yet another smiley-faced mug shot to his collection – Yahoo!
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