A Woman In Kentucky Bit Her Husband’s Face And It’s All Hilary Duff’s Fault!
Brandi and Ethan Lester of Kentucky were watching TV one night last month when a commercial came on. One of them said, “That’s Hilary Duff,” and the other one of them said, “That’s not Hilary Duff, you dumb fuck.” Instead of Googling to find the answer, they did the next logical thing: they fought until the cops were called. Well, at least someone was talking about Hilary Duff in 2015.
WYMT (via Gossip Cop) says that Brandi Lester must take her Hilary Duff-recognizing skills very seriously because she went crazy on her husband. She threw shit across the room and screamed at him. Ethan told the local news that he tried to stop the stupid fight by giving her a truce kiss on the cheek, but Brandi’s rage switch was still set to 10 and she wasn’t ready cool down. Brandi bit Ethan’s cheek. Ethan called the cops and Brandi was busted for domestic violence and she faces fourth degree assault charges. I bet that The Home Wreckers Association of America are going to make Hilary Duff an honorary member, because her chipmunk ass destroys marriages without even trying.
But now Ethan says that it was all a misunderstanding. Ethan only called the cops because he was afraid Brandi was going to hurt herself. He wants everyone to know that she’s not a violent person. She only becomes a violent person when someone tests her ability to recognize Hilary Duff!
The one thing we’re all probably wondering when it comes to this story is if Hilary Duff was really in that commercial. It’s the question of the year and it’s only January! The Sheriff’s Department must’ve used all their resources and spent hundreds of hours trying to solve that mystery, right? Wrong. They didn’t. Sergeant Belcher of the Pike County Sheriff’s Department said this to UsWeekly:
“I don’t know if it was Hilary Duff in the commercial or not. Everybody keeps asking me that and I have no idea. I don’t even know what commercial it was. He doesn’t either, I don’t think.”
And that dude calls himself a sergeant. He should turn in his badge. Shameful. But whatever, I’m sure we’ll find out the truth when Netflix does a 10-part docu-series about whether or not it was Hilary Duff in that commercial.
Meanwhile, as all that was going on, Hilary Duff continued to live her life by doing her usual hourly task of walking in front of the paps: