Selena Gomez Rang In 2023 On A Yacht With Brooklyn Beckham And Nicola Peltz; Says We Can Call Them A “Throuple”
It figures that 2023 couldn’t just waltz in and keep it cool with the eye-roll and heavy exhale material, but we’re only three days in, and it appears that the Cerberus in charge of guarding the ability for us all to give our eye muscles and lungs a rest has reared its three kind-of punchable heads. Kidney donor snubber, Selena Gomez, spent New Year’s Eve on a yacht with alleged nanny terrorizer, Nicola Peltz, and Nicola’s self-proclaimed/underqualified “chef” husband, Brooklyn Beckham. Selena felt the need to mark the occasion by making four separate Instagram posts about it and, in the final one, said we can “calls [sic] them a throuple.”
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Millenios!
The days leading up to the end of the 1900s were filled with drama since we were told that computer systems were in danger of completely freaking out from making the switch from the two-digit year ’99 to ’00, and the world as we knew it would end! But the only thing that crashed that night was me after getting blackout drunk from two cups of Strawberry Hill (listen, the late-90s was my extreme lightweight era). So when every computer in the land didn’t explode when the clock struck midnight on January 1, 2000, everybody kissed their box of Millenios before letting out a Y2K sigh of relief!
Birthday Sluts
Greta Thunberg (20)
Florence Pugh (27)
Alex D. Linz (34)
Karl Glusman (35)
Lloyd (37)
Nash Overstreet (37)
Asa Akira (37)
Nicole Beharie (38)
Eli Manning (42)
Kimberley Locke (45)
Angela Yee (47)
Thomas Bangalter (48)
Danica McKellar (48)
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Dan Harmon (50)
Mimi Faust (53)
Bruce LaBruce (59)
Mel Gibson (67)
John Paul Jones (77)
Cissy King (77)
Stephen Stills (78)
Dabney Coleman (91)
Robert Loggia (1930-2015)
Anna May Wong (1905-1961)
Marion Davies (1897-1961)
J. R. R. Tolkien (1892-1973)
Open Post: Hosted By David Bryne And Miley Cyrus’ New Year’s Eve Cover Of David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance”
While shit at CNN was mostly sober, over at NBC on New Year’s Eve, the peacock was definitely snorting some mind-alternating hallucinogenics. Miley Cyrus hosted her second annual Miley’s New Year’s Eve Party on NBC with help from extremely special co-host, her godmother and universal angel Dolly Parton. Never mind that Miley’s special was way too fucking light on the Dolly; she had other guests like Latto, Sia, Rae Sremmurd, Parasite Hilton, and David Byrne of Talking Heads. Since Dolly is Dolly, she was the bright shining star of the show without even trying, but a close second was David Byrne!
Birthday Sluts
Bryson Tiller (30)
Shelley Hennig (36)
Kate Bosworth (40)
Erica Hubbard (44)
Karina Smirnoff (45)
Paz Vega (47)
Dax Shepard (48)
Will Kirby (50)
Taye Diggs (52)
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Christy Turlington (54)
Cuba Gooding Jr. (55)
Tia Carrere (56)
Jón Gnarr (56)
Gabrielle Carteris (62)
Todd Haynes (62)
Christopher Durang (74)
Jack Hanna (76)
Anna Lee (1913-2004)
Anita Pointer Of The Pointer Sisters Has Died At 74
Right before 2022 took its final bow and exited stage left, we were hit with more sad news and learned that we’d lost another Pointer Sister. Sadly, Anita Pointer, one of the founding members of the legendary Pointer Sisters, died on the last day of 2022. Anita’s death is one for the already-over-flowing Fuck Cancer files since she died after a long battle with cancer. Anita was 74.