TikToker Bryce Hall Held A Huge Party That Was Broken Up By The LAPD
Following in the footsteps of great genius Jake Paul and other moronic influencers, TikToker, Bryce Hall celebrated his 21st birthday with a huge party while we’re all still in the middle of a pandemic. Climbing coronavirus numbers in California be damned! Bryce lived it up with his friends at the Sway House mansion (which is a “hub” where “influencers” live and make content) in the Hollywood Hills and they packed the place with a bunch of non-mask wearing, mouth-breathing idiots. Would you expect anything else? The influencer community is going to be thinned out by coronavirus.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Toothpaste Toppers!
In the golden era of civilization that is the 80s, every little moment was filled with some fun time fuckery, even brushing our teeth. In the 80s, the toy company Colorforms decided that what would make children get really excited about brushing their teeth would be the rubber head of their favorite cartoon character oozing out toothpaste. Yes, it looked like the top of their heads had cracked open and was squirting out streams of their liquefied brains but that equaled FUN FUN FUN in the 80s.
Birthday Sluts
Lil Pump (20)
Gracie Gold (25)
Taissa Farmiga (26)
Austin Butler (29)
Rachel Hurd-Wood (30)
Lil B (31)
Brady Corbet (32)
Bryton James (34)
Giuliana Rancic (46)
David Bromstad (47)
Donnie Wahlberg (51)
Helen McCrory (52)
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Gilby Clark (58)
Sue Hawk (59)
Sean Penn (60)
Rick Hilton (65)
Judith Regan (67)
Kevin Rowland of Dexys Midnight Runners (67)
Julian Fellows (71)
Martha Coolidge (74)
Larry Ellison (76)
Robert De Niro (77)
Maureen O’Hara (1920-2015)
Mae West (1893-1980)
Open Post: Hosted By Joyce Carol Oates’ Horrific Foot Photo
Joyce Carol Oates is an esteemed writer of plays, poems, short story collections, and nearly 60 novels––5 of which have been nominated for the Pulitzer Prize. Her career is the stuff of legends, and she’s also a prolific tweeter, and yesterday, she shared a picture of her foot that would even make Quentin Tarantino jump back in horror.
Russell Brand Has Opinions On Cardi B And Megan Thee Stallion’s Video For “WAP”
It’s been a minute since I’ve heard the name Russell Brand––and probably for good reason as the comedian, ex-husband of Katy Perry and former sex addict is back…and making a full-blown ass of himself online by, what many are claiming is, mansplaining Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s video for WAP. Not only does Russell compare it to porn, but he even throws in a few mind-melting comparisons to Thatcherism.
Liam Hemsworth Apparently Has A “Low Opinion” Of His Ex-Wife Miley Cyrus
I’m sure you didn’t need a reminder since the choking, hillbilly warbling of SHE IS COMING…is still rattling around your heads like that little ball inside a can of spray paint, but I’m going to give you a reminder anyway that it has been one whole year since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth called it quits. Sorry to those trying to heal from this still-fresh wound. And according to Us Weekly, even though he’s moved on, the wound is still fresh for Liam Hemsworth too and if he could give Miley a Yelp review, he’d probably write, “If it was possible to give zero stars, I would!”