If you’ve got tickets to Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, then you better make sure that you’ve got nothing scheduled the day after your show because you’re going to need to rest after sitting through hours of pre-show traffic, a three-hour show, and more hours of post-show traffic! It’s going to be a whole journey. Taylor Swift is finally back on tour after COVID stopped her from fully realizing the money-earning potential of live performances. Taylor’s return already unwittingly exposed Ticketmaster‘s monopoly over live music and got them under federal attention, but that’s not all–she also puts on a three-hour show for those who got a ticket. Taylor Swift gave her Swifties their money’s worth.

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Tyco’s Zero Gravity Cliff Hangers (with Nite Glow) racing set!

During the Christmas season of 1988, my little gay ass was definitely asking Santa Claus to please, please, please put a Super Star Barbie or a Barbie and the Rockers doll underneath my Christmas tree. And as I was begging for a Barbie, the other boys in my class were begging for one of the IT toys of 1988: Tyco’s Zero Gravity Cliff Hangers racing set! Tyco’s Zero Gravity Cliff Hangers racing set wasn’t your basic slot car set (yes, “slot car,” so go ahead and call it today’s Hot Slot Of The Day!). The set not only took cars upside down, but it glowed in the dark! This toy was definitely responsible for a rise in blood pressure among kids in the 1980s because it was THAT thrilling.

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If you have a pet, you know what it’s like to lose something only to discover your furry friend destroyed/hid/ate it. Animals simply don’t grasp the concept of capitalism and how much you paid for that limited-edition throw pillow from West Elm! And of all of God’s creatures, dogs are notorious for messing with your stuff. Michigan resident Marie Fournier experienced the disappearance of her beloved Fitbit and concluded that it was gone forever. That is until the exercise app began to log mysterious activities, which led to her finding the thief: Harley the Golden Retriever!

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Musician and suspected clone Avril Lavigne is having an interesting time when it comes to relationships. Around this time last year, Avril was a happily engaged woman to Razzie winner Mod Sun. But cut to a few weeks ago, and Avril was officially happily single, having unconsciously uncoupled with her ex-fiancé who discovered the news via TMZ photos. Now Avril is happily hooking up with Tyga of rapping and Kardashian drama fame. If only she would drop the rock fashion from 2001 like she drops men!

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